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Must stop wearing this invisable coat

Mmm, Wolf, I don't know why, but I have this terrible feeling about you. Can't quite place my finger on it. *ppsst, Creative Genius, have you got that fire roaring yet?* That was a nice surprise, SuzyQ. We like bling!!! Dr Lew

Anna *reproachful stare* I've over come my addiction to chimneys. I really don't think it's very polite of you to mention them. I'm a reformed wolf!! signed dinkum piggy-lover

You upside downers are nuts,,three little pigs..i've entered the twilight zone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,must be all the boold rushing to the brain seeing your upside down all the time HI LEW LEW xxx

tell you what - Dr Quackers - how about a position as a vet assistant??? Say in the piggy recovery area??? Signed true blue piggy-lover

Big Bad Wolf Why don't you sneak down my chimney - I have a wonderful surprise awaiting you :>) Anna and the 3 little pigs.

Dr Lew Pig awaiting your pleasure Have given her pureed apple with a syringe, and she has to have a whiff of gas and an oral exploratory exam asap You may erect the Questionable Quackery signage at your surgery. Dixie says you should have a recovery area in the surgery called the Piggly Wiggly Flop Inn. But that is a suggestion only - and she does not have her creative output protected. Image Creation............

Lew, is it impossible to secretly wire Terry. I would think that you could find a way. Oh, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes tonight. It will be awful sitting waiting for him to come home. And will he tell you every thing. Have you got the thumb screws ready. btw make sure the earing aids are working before he leaves home. Neville always gets the story wrong because he doesn't hear it right in the first place. Forgot to tell you all yesterday. My Auntie, who lives in Guernsey, in the channel Islands, has sent me a lovely bracelet of garnets. It was a real suprise, maybe those emails are starting to work. SuzyQ

Well, I'll just huff and I'll puff and I'll blow questionable quacks away!!! Signed genuine piggy-lover

VONNY! Nobody's fooled by that wicked disguise, you naughty little wolf! The said pigs are under my care and supervision. You will NOT get your grubby little paws on them! *calls in bodyguards* Dr Lew :-(!!

Did someone say three little pigs????? have you entered that agreement yet(whoops) Anna?? Cause there must be a cooling off period and I'd be more than happy to take said pigs off your hands and give them a good home. Signed; piggy - lover

You're right, SuzyQ. I couldn't possibly sit there and say nothing! Laurie, dear, it's all up to you. The disguise sounds wonderful, although I could imagine poor Terry's face when he sees the blue hair and Edna glasses, pmsl. Gwenda's right about the rain. Please share. Dr Lew x

Good girl Gwenda, it is a very daunting thing but you feel so good after. Laurie, hope you take a photo before you leave home LOL. Perhaps it's Lew we should be dressing in disguise. On second thoughts, better not. I don't think she would be able to keep quiet, and we may then see it all played out on the News. My imagination is working over time. LOL

Afternoon all, Had 2 big adventures today - first one was getting myself into Civic on the bus - I've lived here for 13 years and never needed to do that before and my second adventure was having my first mammogram - lovely lady and not as uncomfortable as I imagined - which is saying something as I'm not overly endowed with fat cells in that area. Only problem I thought of before I went was why on earth I was doing this in the middle of a freezing winter - oh well it's all over and done with - hopefully - for a couple of years. Trifley - glad the air-con man finally arrived. Now about all that rain you're getting - don't forget some of us wouldn't mind seeing some again Rebs - take care - look forward to seeing you back on here Made a pot of pumpkin soup yesterday in between the washing, ironing, dishes and bed making so my work lunches are taken care of. Have to order my marriage certificate so I can get my passport, so figure while I'm getting that one I'll see what other certs I need and do a bit of damage to the fantastic plastic. Hi to everyone and special (((((hugs))))) to those not feeling the best - that includes the furry 4-legged lovelies. Gwenda

Suzy . . . The glasses are more your Edna ones - def not the Queen Mum Its OK girls, I'm fine for the pearls, got some 'glam' shoes that will do the trick - and I got the little dickie phone at the ready Lew - just deleted all the 'unnecessary' Ray had saved. luv Laurie

That's not strange, SuzyQ. I don't find anything strange on this thread. I have a lovely set of pearls if you want to borrow them Laurie. Also matching ear-rings. Also my grandma's walking stick to finish off the disguise. T X

Of course Nefer is real!!! You don't think I just imagined him do you? The air con man has fixed the stuck who-jiggy and sprayed the sticking what-sit and now the thing goes like a dream. Ziperde do dah, Ziperde ay My oh my what a wonderful day.... Trifley X PS...It'is absolutely PPPPing down here.

Good Afternoon, Shazz sending a massage your way. hope you enjoy it. Trifley, I hope your toes are warm very soon. Are you getting the rain? Laurie, your garden will be doing well, we went to Jimboomba this morning and it was pouring down. Please keep us informed re the eavesdropping. A blue wig would suit you very much. especially with the twin set and pearls. A bit like the Queen mum, bless her. Rebs, get back here this minute, how dare you take time away. Anna, hope the little pig is okay. Who asked about the weather in Tamborine. Yes it is usually a few degrees cooler than the coast. And more rain, it is in the clouds as I write. Anna will probably get a Christmas in July whilst she is there. It is cold and damp at the moment and I am feeling cold. Just going for a warm drink, you may find this strange, but I love an OXO to drink with lots of pepper. SuzyQ

Oh crumbs - she'z gone all legal like. .. Prolly charge you the earth Anna! As we advised Mary and the Nit Pick man, keep your wits about you. Jood

Well after due consideration (at least 2 minutes), I believe that we have come to a successful conclusion. I suggest that we draw up a Deed of Arrangement whereby I provide all medical care to the said 3 pigs in return for exclusive use rights for 'Questionable Quackery'. I will, of course, be incorporating the said 'QQ' to provide adequate professional indemnity insurance. Are you agreeable to this course of action? I await your further advices. Kind regards Dr Lew, QQ