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Hi everyone :-) Loved the jokes lolol Rebs nice to see you again :-) *wonders why she's not surprised that Rebs and Lew are getting the blame* hehehe Laurie loved the smily website lolol ~~~~~~~~~~to all~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Catxx

Ok you lot.....am I the only one with a life? have favourite nephew and fiance` coming soon so I'll leave this as a bookmark. Lots of fun jokes you crazy peeps....keep 'em coming. Regal ~~~~~~~wave to all you mad lot. I'll be back. love Trifley X

Evening all, Well I have finally caught up - 17 pages you'd waffled in the 3 days I was away and 2 I couldn't get on the net + 5 pages just today - phewwwww DD and I had a great time in Ol Sydney town - much more enjoyable than last trip in 1991 when we lasted just over 24 hours and couldn't get out fast enough - had horrible feeling that something was going to happen and it did - but not to us as I had thought - we got back to Canberra to wake to the news that Victor Chang had been shot - so no wonder I haven't been in a hurry to get back. Found out that I'm not very fit and if I'm to be walking around Noo York, Ottawa, Toronto & DC I'd better get in some training before Sept. Think I must have chilblains on little toes and they rubbed so sore toes, then hips thought they'd go out as well so I hobbled for the 3 days we were away. Anyway we went to the Zoo, Aquarium & Martime Museum. Not a lot of retail therapy (I hate shopping - yeh I know letting the side down) but I did get a new Teddy bear - James Cook. Have finally stopped bobbing up and down - all those trips on ferries & waiting on wharves that also bob - pmsl Mary - we ate at Rossini's both nights we were there - great food - didn't need to eat any chocolate or other junk we had but then we were eating late. 2nd night they gave us the menu to look at instead of picking what we wanted from the line which we had done the first night. Thought we might eat at Doyles but a prawn cocktail for $18 and mains for $32 was a bit OTT - when we win Lotto maybe. Weather was great too. Now how many of you know about the Welcome Wall at the Maritime Museum. Check out this website www(.)anmm(.)gov(.)au/ww Thought I might add my families but at $105 think I need Lotto win again - maybe do one now and another one later and so on. Big thank you from my Mum for her birthday wishes - she had a good day and still got more celebrating to do in the coming week when her s-i-l takes her out for a meal. Be back later, Tony got Lotto - thanks mate Welcome to Fitz - I worked for Shell in Adelaide just over 7 years before moving to Alice Springs. Gotta go - almost time for Dr - Dr Who that is Gwenda

Hi everyone.. Just popping in to say Hi and read the posts..Glad to see you are all in good form and upholding the Wattle spirit... I said spirit,,not spirits...put that bottle back in the cabinet... Starting to get hemmed in with boxes so I must be making some progress.. Love you all.. Maryxxxxx

Hello everyone .... :-) Hello, Rebs. I'd been asking if you were okay. Good to see you. Hello, Cuz Tony - did you see my thread about Jack the Ripper ? Joy

I woke up this morning with the beginings of a cold and it has developed nicely all day, so I'm going to have an early night and take some blue pills. Having a birthday lunch with my son tomorrow so have got to get on top of it. night all, Luv Jillx

Ahhh, we Scots are a funny lot and just enjoy a good laugh! Can I have fries with that????

oh Tony don't start me laughing again with that Mcdonald quarter pounder joke, I've told so many people, they all thought it a hoot Jillx

Hiya Jill.....:>)) I'm trying to do some serious FH mate...but i have me grandson here ( sitting on me lap ) I bought him a Willam Wallace outfit and a plastic sword in Scotland, and he's chasing me round the house....lol He wants Maccas for tea. Tony.....Mc Oz

I know Rebs. Why do we get the blame for everything, hummphhh. We're just young and sweet and innocent and meek and mild and, well, just basically quiet. But Nooooo, blame the quiet ones, ppppppppp

Tony, if you are coming down to earth via parashute you had better keep a hand on your kilt, kilt I said kilt lol Jillx

*runs through thread dressed in me kilt , Jimmy hat and Biiiiig sword..*..(SCREEEEEEMING)....YU..MAY TAKE AR LIVES.....BUT YELL...NEEVER..TAKE ..OUR FREEEEEEEEEEDOM....:>)) Sorry....:>((((...still coming down ta earth from me Oliday in Scotland. Tony Wallace

That would be right.........I come on here for the first time in ages and I get the blame. Hmmppphhhh!!!!!

Message from Laurie: 'Cor blimey Lew, seen lots up here but first time I've seen a bath tub on back of a push bike' Interesting thought. I wonder if there was anyone in it, lol

Yeah, that's about right, Rebs and me get all the blame, pppppppppp, lol

take care Jood. Enjoy your meal once you get there :) Love, Vonny

'They' being Lew & Rebs, I bet :) I have to go out in the rain now - Lew is going to check the Lotto and give you the results (if she's out of the naughty corner) Will look in before I go to bed .. late Jood

Jood they're all in the naughty corner , auditioning pole dancers..lol I thought they were going to find a band for a party so I asked if the guy could sing...lol they didnt think much of my question so I'm just sitting at the back of the room keeping very quiet

They must have gone there Jude - certainly no-one here lol Jood

who said this lot are sane???? a girl could get indigestion from eating lunch and reading all those jokes at the same time...lol I am one of those who can never remember jokes. Did someone mention a party in the naughty corner? might go and take a peek