General Chat

Oh you lot. I take a call from a friend who needs legal advice and look what happens! And I've been lurking all day, lol

Yeah, we have a few. If you PM me your email addy I'll bounce 'em over to you. Trifley x

Sorry Trifley I just went to check out the gen board for a moment and when I noticed where we was up too, I couldnt stop myself. The Devil in me made me do it lol. How are you anyway? Is your side sore from laughing at all these jokes the others have been posting? Mine is, and yes I have cut and pasted a lot of them to tell at my meeting today. Cheers Sue

Lara better get her puta fixed if she wants to be in the running for 10,000. At this rate we'll hit it about Wednesday...lol TX

Gold Coast.....I wish sounds nice....any pics...???

I bow to the faster finger...lol Hi devily ~~~~~ TX

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Hi Flutter Nothing exciting. We had a good meet on the Gold Cost this week. Trifley

Afternoon Wattlers Just got in from my meeting, read the joke SuziQ put on the board, now I cant think what I was going to say from falling off chair laughing, and picking myself back up, good thing David is in the shower and DD is in the lounge. We was supposed to have rain here today but no rain in sight another fine but cool day. I will read other messages again and may catch you after tea. 27 sleeps Cheers Sue

I am here....just been busy..was going to have a rest from the boards but here I am again....LOL....whats been happening then anything exciting....????????

Hi Flutters where you bin?

Hiya Everyone.....another cold but sunny day here in W.A...

Okay Queenly One. All is forgiven. Another shower just passed over Mudgee. Boy it's nice to finally see some rain. Very quiet on the thread today. Must be the winter weather.

SusyQ..OMG.........psml...actually just about cryin wif laughter.....go stand in the nortie crn. (copies and paste' s ) Good thing me Great grandad McCarthy aint here ta read that......LOL Excellent mate. Tony Oz...:>))

That's ok. My maternal grand mum was born in Dublin castle. Ya can't get more Irish than that.....lol TX

Oi Queeny, just watch yaself. Me's just discovered a whole new branch on the tree what are Irish!

PMSL....what would we do for jokes if it weren't for the Irish? Trifley X

PMSL, now to the Corner, Missy!

Please don't send me to the naughty corner. Thought i would leave you with this one. Well it made me laugh -----> > > > Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the > > bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes > > over and asks if he can help them. > > 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage > > up dere,' says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. > > Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into > > Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. > > At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and > > says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.' He takes two birds out of the > > box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. > > Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the > > way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the > > remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. > > Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!' > > THERE'S MORE... > > Moments later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to > > the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying > > another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. 'Hi, > > Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says. > > He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then > > throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy > > watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. > > Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the > > bottom and breaks every bone in his body. > > Paddy shakes his head and says, > > 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!' > > IT IS NOT OVER YET... > > Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when > > Sean appears. > > He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box > > out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its > > legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down > > until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes > > his head. 'Fook dat, lads. > > First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, > > den Seamus parrotshooting... > > and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'

Good Afternoon girls and granpa Laurie you sound to be havinbg a wonderful time are youtaking plenty of pickles? Sorry to hear about your very good friend, he sounded wonderful. Trifley, did nefer and the boys get home safely. We caught them moonlighting in the naughty corner yesteday. It's hard to keep good staff these days. Trying out for pole dancing they were. I sugest you get them some collars and maybe male chastity belts. LOL Congratulations Tony, Neville only managed to produce daughters and grandaughters but now he has got to the greats and he is getting boys. Skipped a couple of generation for him so you are lucky. Can't stay long today. I am into extra MG and i am trying to add up what I use, I think the meter is going at double speed so I am trying to catch them out. We are also waiting for some one to come and look at our old car. I put it in the Trading Post and I had a call at 10.45 last night. Ofcourse I was wrapped up in bed hard and fast asleep. Guess who couldn't get back to sleep. What a time to call. I am guessing that they won't even turn up today. Hope everyone is well, glad you enjoyed your dinner last night Jood. BTW not much rain, drizzle is all we got and now we are back to sunshine. Take care be back tomorrow Luv