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The 'Catholic Hour'?? We called it Sunday School Rudee!

Nighty nite all; don't let the bed bugs bite. Pam

Aaaahh...Anna xx Thats me favourite..:>)))) Me dad used to play that on guitar every sunday morning, while having 'Catholic hour' ( Boozin ) with his mates on the Verandah. Can still hear him playing it. Tony Oz..:>)) ps. The only difference was, he didnt use ..'but the boss is inside'...he used another 'B' word ending with a 'D'...lol

Blimey Tony.......... What a marathon! But I sang it with you mate! OK ........ here goes another Oh it's lonesome away from your kindred and all By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come There's a faraway look on the face of the bum The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer What a terrible place is a pub with no beer The stockman rides up with his dry, dusty throat He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wad from his coat But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer When the barman says suddenly: 'The pub's got no beer!' Then in comes the swagman, all covered with flies He throws down his roll, wipes the sweat from his eyes But when he is told he says, 'What's this I hear? I've trudged fifty flamin' miles to a pub with no beer!' There's a dog on the verandah, for his master he waits But the boss is inside drinking wine with his mates He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear It's no place for a dog round a pub with no beer Old Billy, the blacksmith, the first time in his life Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife He walks in the kitchen; she says: 'You're early, Bill dear' Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer So it's lonesome away from your kindred and all By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer

No puddy tat had 2 screens goin, hit the wrong button. Wern't p****d then, I'm gettin close now Pam

LOL Pam You posted it on here but when I went onto Vonny's change a letter thread you'd also posted it on there followed by another post saying sorry wrong one lolol. So I was thinking maybe you'd already had some of those pills lololol

Let me tell you of an interview With an Old man Emu. He's got a beak and feathers and things, But the poor old fella ain't got no wings. Aren't you jealous of the wedge-tailed eagle? Um ba da li ti da da da, But the eagles flying 'round and 'round Keep two feet firmly on the ground. Now, I can't fly, but I'm tellin' you. I can run the pants off a kangaroo Well, he was a model for the 50 cents. Um ba da li ti da da da. The designer should've had more sense. Um ba da lit ti da da da. If you take a look, it'll prove to you I ran the pants off that kangaroo. Take a look, it'll prove to you He ran the pants off the kangaroo. He can't loop-de-loo like a cockatoo, Um ba da li ti da da da, Swoop and toss like an albatross, Um ba da li ti da da da. You silly galah, I'm better by far Than a white cockatoo or a budrigar. They squeak and squawk and try to talk. Why, me and them's like cheese and chalk. Well, the last time I saw Old Man Emu, Um ba da li ti da da da, He was chasing a female emu. Um ba da li ti da da da. As he shot past, I heard him say, 'She can't fly, but I'm tellin' you She can run the pants off a kangaroo.' Do do do do do do. She can't fly, but I'm tellin' you She can run the pants off a kangaroo. Well, there is a moral to this ditty. Um ba da li ti da da da. Thrush can sing, but he ain't pretty. Um ba da li ti da da da. Duck can swim, but he can't sing. Nor can the eagle on the wing. Emu can't fly, but I'm tellin' you He can run the pants off a kangaroo. Outro Well, the kookaburra laughed and he said, 'It's true. Um ba da li ti da da da. AH HA HA HA, HA HA HA HOO. HE CAN RUN THE PANTS OFF A KANGAROO.' KOOKOOOOoooooooKAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhAHHHHA.......:>)) Tony Oz...:>))))

Gawd - puddy tat That post was hours ago, can't find it now. Remind me. Can't remember anything 2 minutes ago let alone an hour or more ago Pam

Did the earth move for you? Not asking anyone in particular - just a general enquiry.....

Pam was just wondering cos I just saw your post on Vonny's 5 letter thread pmsl

Laurie did the e/quake affect you where you are??? Bit scarey Pam

Puddy tat I'm hanging out for dose pills. Ain't had non yet. Ducky

Show me the way to go home I'm down at Bondi beach I had a swim suit about an hour ago But it's gone right out of reach. I've nothing to cover me up 'cept sand and sea and foam So give me a page of the Sunday Sun And show me the way to go home. :>))

Anna I'm smiling

Show me the way to go home I'm tired and I want to go to bed I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone straight to my head..............

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My, oh my what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine heading my way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Mister Bluebird on my shoulder It's the truth, it's actch'll Ev'rything is satisfactch'll Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Wonderful feeling, wonderful day! Tony Oz..:>))

Pam, my dear little fluffy duck.... Will you join me in a song for Lew Lew's birthday? Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag And smile smile smile......

Pam those chocolate covered Baileys Irish cream pills, are you sure you haven't already had some lololol

I still ear

He he he Trifley May all your dreams come true!!