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Did I read that the cat is giving us a rest... Sorry .....permission NOT granted...Off with her head... Just had a Milo so havent gone to bed yet.. It sort of woke me up instead of putting me to sleep...LOL Love Maryxxx

Evening. Pizza was pepperoni.......with added indigestion ( burp )..S'cuse me....:>((( Julie. There were a few places that say if our Pizza's are not delivered within a certain time, there free. We enjoy Pizza Hut ones.(Thick base ) Also beleive Julie cat should be transported to the Tassie Penal Colony. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. PLACE HELD: OLD BAILEYS ( with ice ) JUDGE JUDY's presiding: Joodle, Jude2, Jude 3 ( complaint comes from Mrs. Anna & Mrs Fluffy Duck ) CRIME: Lurker and Stealing numbers with intent to keep people awake at night in Oz. Complaintees: Your honours, twas this last evening 17th 18th or 19th July 2006 at approx 12 midnight. messrs Julie Cat of England was lurking aboot the Wattle thread, with intent...and forthewith keeping us Ozzies awake ( as we were on patrol ) of the numbers.......... We rust r case. VERDICT: Guilty ( Not Negotiable ) SENTENCE: 7 ard yars in Van Diemans lund ( better known as Darnunder-Darnunder ) SURGEONS REPORT ON ARRIVAL : Ship: British Airways......... Gender: Feline........ Reads,writes and types very fast............... Place of abode: GR CONVICT NUMBER: 1000 or any number ending in a ' 0' Fine print: Upon pardoning. Convict Julie Cat will be given 50 thousand acres of land, plus a brand new house wif a swimming pool, Tennis court, B.B.Q, a weekend with Nefer and the boys ( Courtesy of Trifley ) and own private jet, and Royal Barge. Sighned this day 20th July in theyear of r lord 2006. Tony Oz...:>)))))).....King Waffler of the Wafflers

SPOKEN: There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says: Watch me wallabies feed, mate Watch me wallabies feed, They're a dangerous breed, mate So watch me wallabies feed Altogether now! CHORUS: Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl, Keep me cockatoo cool Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl Just keep me cockatoo cool Altogether now! 'n' take me koala back, Jack Take me koala back He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac So take me koala back Altogether now! And mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill Just mind me platypus duck Altogether now! Play your didgeridoo, Blue Play your didgeridoo Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue Play your didgeridoo Altogether now! Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And that's it hangin' on the shed!! Altogether now! You still want to sing Vonny? Altogether now............. :>)) Anna

Mary hope you enjoyed your night out. Lew Lew I have no idea what you're talking about. *looks innocent* pmsl ;-)

still haven't quite got to turning off the 'puter. i love the drovers dream. 'cause i'm a horder, i've still got the stencil sheet with it on from when i was in primary school. its a wonder it hasn't turned to dust. definitely going. thanks lew you're a legend. hope tomorrow brings the best of days for absolutely everyone. yvette xxx

Hi everyone late I know but been out.. Anna thanks for the update on Her Magesty.. Glad she is progressing well..The hospital coffee must be lousy if she has to go out for one...Pity we arent all up there with her.. We could wait on her hand and foot like a real queen...Wheres Neffer or whatever his name is,, Cant rely on help these days.. We are all with you tomorrow and lots of hugs comming your way Trifley so if you are feeling smothered it is only us lot... Mozzie nice to see you again and dont leave it so long .. We find it hard keeping this sister of yours in check, She is a bit wild isnt she... Jill I like your new name..good choice. Sue Do you get thin eggs whith all the jumping the chooks have to do... Lew.. How many books have you read so far since retirement..Not a bad life is it..Hope the throat is better.. Laurie Glad you are home safe and sound.. Well I am off to bed.. Roll on settlement day..3 weeks tomorrow...nite nite all. Love Maryxxxxx

Lovely thanks Vonny, Bet our Tony gets out his geetah and his VB tablet and warbles another song to us before we go to bed. Lew ~~~ too late now, - just wanted to tell you its been pouring with rain here tonight - just stopped a while ago. Hope you get some in Mudgee Jood

Ooooo Cat, you'd know about being naughty, me thinks!

Lew Lew, don't go. I was just going to start the nightly sing song. :) THE DROVER’S DREAM Traditional Song. One night while droving sheep, my companions lay asleep, There was not a star to illuminate the sky, I was dreaming I suppose, for my eyes were nearly closed, When a very strange procession passed me by. First there came the kangaroo with his swag of blankets blue, A dingo ran beside him for a mate, They were traveling mighty fast, and they shouted as they passed, “We have to jog along, it’s getting late.” The pelican and the crane, they came in from off the plain, To amuse the company with a Highland Fling. Then the dear old bandicoot played a tune upon his flute And the native bears sat round all in a ring. The possum and the crow sang us songs of long ago, While the frill-neck lizard listened with a smile, And the emu, standing near, with his claw up to his ear, Said, “The funniest thing I’ve heard for quite a while!” Some frogs from out the swamp where the atmosphere is damp Came bounding in and sat upon some stones, They each unrolled their swags and produced from little bags The violin, the banjo and the bones. The goanna and the snake and the adder wide awake With an alligator danced “The Soldier’s Joy”; In a spreading silky-oak the jackass cracked a joke And the magpie sang “The Wild Colonial Boy”. Some brolgas darted out from the tea-trees all about And performed a set of Lancers very well, While the parrots, green and blue, gave the orchestra its cue To strike up “The Old Log Cabin in the Dell”. I was dreaming I suppose, of these entertaining shows, And it never crossed my mind I was asleep; Till the Boss beneath the cart woke me up with such a start, Yelling “Dreamy, where the hell are all the sheep?”

Sounds about right hehehe ;-)

All right kids, it's time for me to say nighty night. At the moment all my thoughts are with our Trifle and, can I say, that's exactly where they should be. She is a precious pumpkin and I think we all know that! Hugs, hugs to, not only her, but to Graeme and Mark too. See you all in the morning. Lew Lew - the Princess of, Um,, mmmm Something, um Naughtiness???? xxx

Seeya Yvette, you've done well and told us all we should know! Lew Lew xxx

goodnight love yvette x

Jude 2 - your OH knows us too well Jude - and time you got another computer just for you!!!!! Jood

Hi Wattlers just checking in before I retire to the lounge where its warmer . I was coming in here an hour ago but OH had the cheak to get on the puta to look for a new camera. Told him to get off the wattlers would be busy yakking... you know what he said??? 'so tell me something new'.....pmsl Thanks for the update on our Queen,hope she can get on line tomorrow so we can cheer her up. Tony we didn't have any fog this morning but a really heavy frost and yes ice on the cars.....roll on summer Catch you all tomorrow, have a good night Flakey

Thanks so much for the update Anna. ~~~~~~to Cat. Nice number you're wearing *grin* Lovely to hear from you HR. Enjoy the heat :) Well, back to lesson preparation. Which is soooo annoying as I seem to have lost one and will have to reinvent the wheel all over again!! back later ~~~~~~~~Vonny

Its ok Jill - I'm messing around playing games here, just checking back to see if any new msgs. Sleep well, hope your cold gets better. Jood

Joods, I think It's only you and me, even the ukies have left the stage, and my cold is catching up with me again, b-g-r, will not give in and call it the flu, so I'm off, night god bless, see you tomorow. luv Jillx

lol Anne - you are coming up to your birthday bash meet soon, arent you? ... Hope you are a rip-roaring time. Jood

PMSL Anne :-) It wisny me. I had to get home with GB.