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Thanks Laurie, Jillx

Hiya all . . . I have just spoken to Grahame at the hospital, and The Queen is not back from recovery yet . . . he said he will pass on our love to her . . . luv Laurie

Okay, all, I'm off now for lunch in town with some friends and baby Ruby. Laurie, if you have any news about our Queen, I have my mobile with me! Lew xxx

Night Julie Cat, sleep well luv Jillx

we have a cousin dog who used to come and stay with my boys for his holidays. bit fond of peeing on stuff too. he was so naughty, him and my youngest foxie dog would spend most of their days playing humpy pumpy. old dog has a heart problem so the humpy pumpy wasn't real good for him. 3 boy dogs together were worse than my 3 sons at close range. all good things must eventually end. he no longer visits. goodnight pussy cat. love yvette have just toasted the queen with some cake. have to go back to work and can't really do it with plonk

Hi Ya All ((((((((((HUGS)))))))))) and Healing Thoughts for Trifley Cat, thanks for reminding our Jood, Louisa is a GR nut like us, but I havent actually met her, only spoken thru Genes, I think sometimes with all Joods galavanting she tends to forget, he he sounds like beginnings of CRAFT disease lol Jood, you silly moo, Louisa is the youngster that lives up around your area remember, in Hawksbury, I emailed you her no, and address Hello Honey, hope your've managed to survive the heatwave going on over there, best wishes to Sue on interview Hi Mosiemo, are you as nutty as that sis of yours lol Gee wish my sister would email me, havent spoken in over nine mnths, musta done somfing to upset her, glad I has all you lots of maddys to keep me sane hee hee Morning most spectabled one, hmm only three weeks to move in eh, does that mean theres another house party to be had, hee hee, guess your really excited now, moving into a new residence, are you not sad about leaving your old abode, I know I was Chin up, back straight and soldier on Yvette, whoops and pull that stomach in OMG, did that fluffly duck say a 3 wheeler, good god I hope she hasnt got a licence for driving on roads, you never know what she might have hidden away in that little basket of hers definitely not groceries (Chardys, Baileys, Mosels, Bundaberg) he he Hi ya puddles, ooh that reminds me of a joke I recieved from my friend, will pm you Pammy lol Good one Tony, very thought out, but then YOU are the clever one on here, apart from me that is lol He He Jilly, Im glad that you asked that question and not me Hear Hear, Long Live the Queen Shaz XXXX

Night night all :-)

This one is for all the doggie lovers . . . My sister wrote it and i've been curled up with laughter so thought I'd spreed some glee . . . . OFFENDAT . . . by Tricia I got this lil dog ya see, No matter wut I say or do, ‘E just as ta pee an pee. No lie, I sware its true. Well……………………………………… I adda call im Offendat, Fa reasons clear ya see. The fact that e’s called Offendat, Is that its offendat he’ll pee. ‘E pees along the skirtin boards, On Grandmas Ereloom rug. When I chastise the lil sod, Seems “e grins, kinda smug. So…………………………………………. I spred plastic an newspaper wall ta wall, In every room an up the ‘all. Even installed a doggy door, Didn’t seem ta elp at all. Cos………………………………………. Getting desperate ta learn the mutt, Re-sortin to the great hex-tremes, Showin ‘im ow ta use the doggy door, Only meself I do demean. See………………………………………………….. Stuck arf way in an arf way art, “E thought it were a bloody game. Wedged there all day an arf the night, I peed MESELF, ta my great shame. Then………………………………………. I ad the hopening widened (when at last I did get free) That dorg ad a wonderful time in the yard, But raced inside each time to pee. Next………………………………………… I adda hidea to teach by hexample, I took ‘im out behind a bush, Just ta show ‘im ow to pee outside. Wot appened next jest made me blush. Cuz………………………………………. I eard this round a cheerin, Clappin an whistling, a real hulabaloo. The ole bloody neighborhood wuz watchin I sware that dog was cheerin too. Sheesh……………………………………………… By now Ine pullin at me hair, Short a breath an kinda blue, Lookin for some hinspiration, Wonderin wut to do. So………………………………………. I took ‘im to hobedience class, Reckoned that would sort ‘im art, ‘E fetches the paper good enough, Still pees everywhere, the little F**t Now……………………………………….. I couldn’t stand the stench no more, The puddles drove me to the brink. Then I ad a bright idea, ‘E cant pee if ‘e cant drink ‘Owever……………………………… That lasted for an hour or so, Till ‘is whining drove me up the wall, I spose the thought were quite inhumane, But thet dorg jest wont learn at all. Couln’t bear the thought to put im down, , av ‘im fitted wiv a draining bag, give im away, In spite of is pee I love the sod. ‘E’s me company through each lonely day. By now…………………………………………. The stench got hoverpowerin, The foundatshuns of me ouse was all awash. I adda declare war on the situashun, Figured I ad ad enough. Tho I love me dorg I couldn’t stand it, Just couldn’t take the smell an damp no more, So…….. I tricked that lil bugger, Went an bought the ouse next door. So……………………………………………. ‘E as ‘is an I ave mine, Worked out real swell ya see, Me dog an me play in my yard, He races to his ouse ta pee.

That cheeky little (sorry big), Nefer. Moonlighting, I see. Well I think we need to put a stop to that kind of behaviour. He'll find himself demoted to shoe shine boy if he keeps this kind of thing up, Lew x

Lew, I just found out what that naughty Nefer has been doing on his days off . . . neferunderwear(.)com I hope The Queen is getting a cut !! luv Laurie

Good One, Laurie, lol. The Queen will love that! Ooo, look, Nefer and the brothers are dancing. They are very attractive! Lew xxx

Morning All' been sitting here sending good vibes to our Queen, what a scary day! Thanks for all the emails, I agree completely. Lets hope Lara gets connected quickly or we will all have withdrawals by next week Back later Flakey

Walk Like An Egyptian Lyrics All the old paintings on the tombs They do the sand dance don't you know If they move too quick (oh whey oh) They're falling down like a domino All the bazaar men by the Nile They got the money on a bet Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh) They snap their teeth on your cigarette Foreign types with the hookah pipes say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh Walk like an Egyptian Blonde waitresses take their trays They spin around and they cross the floor They've got the moves (oh whey oh) You drop your drink then they bring you more All the school kids so sick of books They like the punk and the metal band When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh) They're walking like an Egyptian All the kids in the marketplace say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh Walk like an Egyptian Slide your feet up the street bend your back Shift your arm then you pull it back Life is hard you know (oh whey oh) So strike a pose on a Cadillac If you want to find all the cops They're hanging out in the donut shop They sing and dance (oh whey oh) Spin the clubs cruise down the block All the Japanese with their yen The party boys call the Kremlin And the Chinese know (oh whey oh) They walk the line like Egyptian All the cops in the donut shop say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh Walk like an Egyptian Walk like an Egyptian

Positive thought and big (((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))) for Triffy today ;;; sorry you lot but you are getting son back on Sunday morning ;;;just made sure he has his passport this time ;; Love Babs x x x

A short while ago Jilly found a lump in her breast. Tests proved inconclusive so she had to undergo an operation to remove the lump, plus another one she found while waiting for the operation. Unfortunately it was found to be cancerous and she now has to undergo more tests to find out to what extent and if it's anywhere else. Please keep her in your thoughts.

Shall we all now raise our glasses, martoonie I think, and propose a toast to The Queen. I see that Nefer and the brothers are bowing. Long Live The Queen! xxx

streaming love

Morning Wattlers, You lot crack me up. Just spent half hour tittering at your antics songs and court cases. I would like to be condemed with the cat if I can have 50 acres and every thing to go with it. I always said they should have left the convicts in England and sent the good guys to Oz. Like to rest of you its hard to think of anything but our Queen today. ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) but not too tight. Little duck, I would love to see you peddling away on your three wheeler. I was lead to believe that they were hard to manouver. I wonder if I could manage a 3 wheeler, I have no balance and have never been able to ride a bike. btw thanks for all the emails I am in total agreement. I had wondered about 'that' myself. Anna, you were right your daughter is beautiful, thanks for the phote. Also jood, thanks for the photos. Now as you all now I am keeping a dossier on you all, the wattle list. I know what films you like, Tv programms, places you have lived, favourite food etc. Now what is everyones favourite tipple. I like to keep all my records in order. We all know that Trifley likes Sherry and martoonies, Tony loves his VB tablets, Lew, well the list is long, maybe you can tell us what you don't like. Rebs, where are you girl, you are missing all the big numbers. Jill please take a photo of the cake it sounds lovely. Mary, my chooks are not laying very well at the moment, they are getting a bit old, but we keep them because they are pets. We have 11 now and if we get 4 eggs a day we are lucky. I think at least one of them may be laying out though. I found some eggs in the hedge, didn't eat them because I didn't know how long they had been there. Naughty girls, we provide lovely nesting boxes with nice warm straw. I will now check on the general, do we really have a temp thread? Love to everyone SuzyQ

I'm here and watching the clock, all my thoughts are focused. Love Jillx

Thanks for passing on Lara's message Laurie. Bless her - it's times like these we need to stick together. So Wattlers - united we stand. Our loving thoughts to Trifley. ((((((((((((group hug)))))))))))) Anna