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I got two yellow songs for ya Lew, but I dont know all the words - one is 'Goodbye little yellow bird' 'n the uvva one is in part 'those lazy hazy crazy days of summmmmm-er' Anyway I gotta question for someone. I heard that 'Memoirs of a Geisha' was going to be on TV this week. I dont have a program, so could some kind person tell me when and what channel. Knowing my luck it will be on Fox TV which I dont have :( Jood

Just racing thru - the natives are hungry so I'd better feed them Lew - Tony Christie sang Yellow River Lara - Lovely to see you. Will catch up later Gwenda

Ooooh Raggy Bear, I know Mandurah well, I am Perth born and bred, but live in Sydney now. How long are you staying there and will you be travelling around? I hope its not too cold and wet for you. Jood

Good Morning Everyone, I hope i find you all well. I am coming out to Australlia for the very first time in 2 weeks.....and oh boy am i looking forwards to it. I know its your winter ...but it will be a welcomed change from the heat we are having at the mo............we are not used to it being so hot~somedays well in the 30s. Lucky i work in an air-conned Pharmacy. I am coming out with my hubbie and daughter and will be staying in Mandurah.Perth. Thank you to the peeps that have given me info on that area. Take Care. R.B.xx

Aaaaaaaand..it comes out the other end YELLOW too..Lew...:>)))

Yellow bird, Up high in banana tree, Yellow bird, You sit all alone like me Did your lady frien', Leave de nest again? Dat is very sad, Make me feel so bad, You can fly away, In the sky away, You're more lucky dan me. Yellow bird, Up high in banana tree, Yellow bird, You sit all alone like me I also have a pretty gal, She not with me today, Dey all de same De pretty gal, Make dem de nest, Den dey fly away. Yellow bird, Up high in banana tree, Yellow bird, You sit all alone like me Wish dat I were a yellow bird, I fly away wid you, But I am not a yellow bird, So here I sit, Nothin' else to do. Yellow bird, Up high in banana tree, Yellow bird, You sit all alone like me Let her fly away, On de sky away, Picker coming soon, Pick from night to noon, Black and yellow you, Like banana too, He might pick you someday. Yellow bird, Up high in banana tree, Yellow bird, You sit all alone like me Tony Oz..:>)))) on his 2nd YELLOW fizzy drink

Well, Tony, VB is yellow, after it's been processed, lol, heeeee

Hi Lara mate. we is having a Yellow Party...:>)))) so might pop a 'YELLOW' ...V.B tablet.....Fizzzzzzzzz....( Hic ) Tony Oz..:>))

Gee guys, how do you expect me to read all that. Just got in ( 2 dim sims, 3 calamari rings few chips and a coffee ago) . i'm actually having withdrawals here from non participation. A little ingenious negotiation today means from this week on I get a bit more of Wednesday to myself. yes !!!!Loved the funnies. Poor doggies have been asleep in my room (separation anxiety) today, I know due to essence of wet dog. i'm just gonna give it a little freshen up, make a nice caffeine preparation, feed the cat - stuff me! then I'm back love Yvette x

What about a Golden Joke!!!!! SILENCE IS GOLDEN This priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, 'Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!' The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, 'Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?' The man said, 'Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody.'

Are we having a Yellow party??? O'k...:>)))) I'm just mad about Saffron Saffron's mad about me I'm just mad about Saffron She's just mad about me {Refrain} They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow I'm just mad about Fourteen Fourteen's mad about me I'm just mad about Fourteen She's just mad about me Born high forever to fly Wind velocity nil Wanna high forever to fly If you want your cup our fill (So mellow, he's so yellow) Electrical banana Is gonna be a sudden craze Electrical banana Is bound to be the very next phase They call it mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow Saffron -- yeah I'm just mad about her I'm just mad about Saffron She's just mad about me (Oh so yellow, oh so mellow)

Hello all , with special love to Trifley I'm so glad you are home and on the mend have been keeping track of all that has been happening re the internet cafe and thanks to Laurie who has been keeping me up to date with all the news please note the updated message on the Wattle Club thread . Laurie I am a bit thick girl it took me till about 4: 30 till I realised that of course it didn't matter that the blasted phone didn't matter if it was charged or bloody not just plug the lead from the telephone line in from Telstra and get online DUH sorry peeps I am so thick . Just got of the phone to Cilla and will see her on our way back down towards home at the end of Sept. ok folks just had happy hour and need to get dinner tonight ok will talk to you all tomorrow love to all Lara xx

This do? says Jood wiffout a drink in her hand, but will get one now. Them Beatles Yellow Submarine In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed to sea And he told us of his life In the land of submarines So we sailed up to the sun Till we found a sea of green and we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live is a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine And our friends are all aboard Many more of them live next door And the band begins to play We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live is a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine (Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead Full speed ahead it is, Sgt. Cut the cable, drop the cable Aye, sir, aye Captain, captain) As we live a life of ease Everyone one of us has all we need Sky of blue and sea of green In our yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live is a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live is a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Come on you lot, Laurie and I can't do this all by ourselves! *ah ooo, ba ba bah, ah oooo, ba ba bah* (backing singers!) They paved paradise And put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a boutique And a swinging hot spot Dont it always seem to go That you dont know what youve got Till its gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They took all the trees Put em in a tree museum And they charged the people A dollar and a half just to see em Dont it always seem to go That you dont know what youve got Till its gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot Hey farmer farmer Put away that d.d.t. now Give me spots on my apples But leave me the birds and the bees Please! Dont it always seem to go That you dont know what youve got Till its gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot Late last night I heard the screen door slam And a big yellow taxi Took away my old man Dont it always seem to go That you dont know what youve got Till its gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot

And a little something from Coldplay; Yellow Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah, they were all yellow. I came along, I wrote a song for you, And all the things you do, And it was called yellow. So then I took my turn, Oh what a thing to have done, And it was all yellow. Your skin Oh yeah, your skin and bones, Turn into something beautiful, You know, you know I love you so, You know I love you so. I swam across, I jumped across for you, Oh what a thing to do. Cos you were all yellow, I drew a line, I drew a line for you, Oh what a thing to do, And it was all yellow. Your skin, Oh yeah your skin and bones, Turn into something beautiful, And you know for you, I’d bleed myself dry for you, I’d bleed myself dry. It’s true, look how they shine for you, Look how they shine for you, Look how they shine for, Look how they shine for you, Look how they shine for you, Look how they shine. Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And all the things that you do.

Had to drop this one . . . all those other words I never knew about !!! Written by former Louisiana State Governor Jimmie Davis and Charles Mitchell; This song is one of two official songs for the State of Louisiana. You Are My Sunshine My only sunshine. You make me happy When skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, How much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away The other nite, dear, As I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms. When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken And I hung my head and cried. You are my sunshine, My only sunshine. You make me happy When skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, How much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. I'll always love you And make you happy If you will only say the same But if you leave me To love another You'll regret it all some day; You are my sunshine, My only sunshine. You make me happy When skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, How much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. You told me once, dear You really loved me And no one else could come between But now you've left me And love another You have shattered all my dreams; You are my sunshine, My only sunshine. You make me happy When skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, How much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. Louisiana my Louisiana the place where I was borne. White fields of cotton -- green fields clover, the best fishing and long tall corn; You are my sunshine, My only sunshine. You make me happy When skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, How much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. Crawfish gumbo and jambalaya the biggest shrimp and sugar cane, the finest oysters and sweet strawberries from Toledo Bend to New Orleans; You are my sunshine, My only sunshine. You make me happy When skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, How much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.

Lyrics by Elton John, but who sang it? So long, boy you can take my place I've got my papers, I've got my pay So pack my bags and I'll be on my way To Yellow River Put my gun down, the war is won Fill my glass high, the time has come I'm going back to the place that I love Yellow River Yellow River Yellow River is in my mind and in my eyes Yellow River Yellow River is in my blood, it's the place I love Got no time for explanations Got no time to lose Tomorrow night you'll find me sleeping underneath the moon At Yellow River Cannon fire lingers in my mind I'm so glad that I'm still alive And I've been gone for such a long time From Yellow River I remember the nights were cool I can still see the water pool And I remember the girl that I knew From Yellow River Lew Lew xxx

Just a little tune to add to the party while I duck off to feed the man . . . with a lovely Margaret River red in hand . . . Mellow Yellow Donovan I'm just mad about Saffron Saffron's mad about me I'm just mad about Saffron She's just mad about me {Refrain} They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow I'm just mad about Fourteen Fourteen's mad about me I'm just mad about Fourteen She's just mad about me etc etc . . . luv Laurie

Yes, well, all sorts of things come to mind, Laurie. Fanny, in and out, geez you really lead with your jaw with that one, pmsl. And next: Good day sunshine, good day sunshine, good day sunshine I need to laugh and when the sun is out I've got something I can laugh about I feel good in a special way I'm in love and it's a sunny day Good day sunshine, good day sunshine, good day sunshine We take a walk, the sun is shining down Burns my feet as they touch the ground Good day sunshine, good day sunshine, good day sunshine Then we'd lie beneath the shady tree I love her and she's loving me She feels good, she knows she's looking fine I'm so proud to know that she is mine. Good day sunshine, good day sunshine, good day sunshine Lew xxx

For those who seem to have missed Yvettes reply re the cadavers . . . she is in 4th year of a science degree at Uni of Wollongong !!! That explains why she is in and out so quick . . . has lots on her plate !!! luv Laurie (PS As soon as I clicked the send message - all sorts of replys to my wording above, from Lew came to mind . . . . lol)