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Just making the most of the moment. When people get sin binned for being 'orrible, do all their bits get deleted? I have removed all contact details for 1 person particular person, maybe if they did the same that would remove all their additions? dunno love me again xxx

We have a new rain gauge. From 4 am until 10.30 am we have had 8 mm rain in Shellharbour. At 4 am old dog woke me up to tell me there was thunder and to get the washing off the line. He's a very smart dog. Hope all the poorly pets are feeling better today. Love Yvette xx

good lunch time wattlers, not me deleting. when I looked in, I thought that you had yakked stacks and added heaps to the thread - derr-. Isn't it funny that the emb. moments just about all involve revealing moments. Mine is the same. At the beach decided to take respectable mother cossie to walk home in, usually put it on to go for a swim if theres too many people about. I thought the kids would be impressed instead of them pretending that I don't belong to them. Well instead of just popping it on over the top of the others I took the others off first. Walking back along the beach, i'm thinking theres something not quite right -errr, it crackled. ripped the swimmers off, much to the amusement of the increasing crowd, and shook out dead cockroach. Thats how much i actually wore those swimmers. But then realised was standing there starkers, realising too later maybe it was a bit late to start dressing like a respectable mother. love Yvette x

I just remembered I had Leah's mobile number, so I phoned her - left a message and she called me back. She says she is OK, but wont be at the Casino meet - she is going back to Darwin that weekend to look after the grandchildren while her daughter is away. Joodles, Leah said she would answer your email re the meet, she only got to read it last night. Catch ya's luv Laurie

I emailed Leah the other day re the Casino - the email hasn't come back, nor has she replied. .. But she did msg me from Alice Springs weeks and weeks ago and said to count her in for the Meet. Sandra, do you know where she lives? Jood

Hi all again - nice to see you all up and about - half the day gone already!!! Surprise Laurie, I'm home today. Not raining here, but hard to predict what is going to happen. .. Certainly no sun around, tho I am not cold. Better get a move on <she says to herself> Jood

Back again . . . can anyone who has Leah as a contact see if they can send her a pm please . . . I have just tried and it is coming back telling me I can't do that !! I have sent her an email (it hasn't bounced back) and am waiting for a reply, Tony mentioned that he had the Lotto come back to him so starting to worry about her. Best get off to the shops - the thunder is making the day even sound yukky!! cheers luv Laurie

I cant believe you guys. I'm sitting quietly in the study reading back, trying not to wake Jess who is working tonight. your embarassing moments are too much, I've just about fallen of the chair laughing, of course Jess is now awake... My moment isnt as good but here goes: Iused to work in kmart during school hols, my dad wanted a new stereo so I said go and see the man in the stereo dept he's a nice guy and wont rip you off. That night get home and here is the stereo and a pile of new records,all ok . Next day at work the head of the elect dept calls out to me, so I go over to say thanks for helping dad.. well apparently dad talked his way into a halfprice stereo and all the records for free and the poor guy still hadn't figured out how he had done it..........but that was dad Another one.....I'm in grade one. Dad opens the mail that night and there is a picture of an amazing house in Qld 'whats that Dad' 'Thats our new house' Show and tell next day 'We are moving to Qld' By the time I got home from school the headmaster had been down to see Mum, Half the mothers in the school had called in to get the goss and dads boss was wanting to know what was going on. Well Dad didnt tell me he had to buy tickets and win the place first did he??? Flakey

Yes, I meant to say thanks for making me laugh this morning, keep them coming. I know I have had some moments too, can't think of them at present but if you hear a loud screech it's me remembering something, now will I tell? Jillx

Good morning Joodles, Good morning Mary, cor blimey - more papers to sign (more dead trees) . . . Good morning Jude DIY . . . Good morning Anna - now we know why you cringe when you see a bus load of tourists . . . Good morning Jilly . . . Good morning Wafflers all . . . A very wet day here on Botany Bay, can't see the giraffes, can just make out the ouline of a ship being escorted into the Port, but everything else is just smuggy lights. some silly duffer left the cushions on the chairs on the balcony last night - very wet and soggy now. Twasn't me deleting the numbers . . . only ever deleted things I was uncomfortable with having written. (And a couple once when someone was playing silly buggers) And that was yonks ago! Had my heart set on being in Bathurst this morning, so to console myself I am going for some retail therapy. Westfield sounds good - out of the weather! What are you up to today Joodles ??? Krissy & Ben are going home from hospital this morning, silly girl is looking forward to it . . . . She does have a well trained Lance at home though, and the other boys, particularly the eldest Jamie, are very well house trained. PMSL Tony, I have been one of the suprise party when the birthday girl wrapped herself up with bows for her boyfriend . . . the best laughs of my life - thought my side seams were going to come apart and the stuffing fall out !!! How are things on the Gold Coast Trifley ??? You thrifty little devil . . . What you need is an electric cow prod to get the bustling crowd out of your way! Or you could try carrying a sign 'Tax Collector', 'Mad Woman' or 'Make Love not War' should make the pathway clear for you. Till those nice young men in their clean white coats come to take you away. (Now there's a thought !!) How about you Tassie, did you get the magic wand out last night and get rid of your trubs ?? Hope its all better this morning. ((hugs)) How are you now Shaz ??? Hope Rob is taking good care of you. Will catch up with you all a little later in the day cheers luv Laurie

Morning all another fine day in Q'land. not me deleting, can they just disappear, seems a bit strange though. Laurie, congratulations to your lovely family for their new baby and wasn't that a beautiful thing to say about shades of blue. Hopefully g.son will knuckle down and behave himself today. I must do some h--wk I've been so involved with him all week the place is in a right mess. luv Jillx

Good morning you hilarious lot of Wattlers You have all made me giggle this morning - thanks for sharing. OK. Here's mine. Newly married, 21 years old and on our honeymoon. Had driven up a mountain to a scenic lookout - miles from anywhere, and the view of the ocean was just magnificent. So, carried away by the beauty of the moment and by lust, OH and I started to get amorous. For some reason, I suddenly looked up, and right next to our car was a huge bus - full of tourists - and at every window was a pair of eyes looking down at us. I nearly died. There I was stripped to the waist providing entertainment for the tourists. I was so embarrassed. I just said to OH - he was fortunately still in the driver's seat - 'Just put the car into reverse and get out of here.' My only consolation was that we were a long way from home and I was fairly sure no one would have recognised me! Oh, those were the days! :>) Anna

Yes Mary, we are going backwards. .. At this rate someone will be able to claim 10000 again. .. pmsl Jood

Morning all.. Raining again today.. More papers to sign,,, why do we have to do it when it rains.. cant win,, Jood I counted back from 10800 and 32 posts have been deleted..who is doing it.. has someone left and decided to delete before they go or just doing a cleanout...I think my post is 10867. Must go and showere and get to Manly.. Back later.. Love Maryxxx bugger Flakey just got in in front of me,, I must now be 10868 but 10836 on the board now so a lot have gone..

Morning Wattlers, what are we doing on page 4??? it must just be that the poms talk too much going to read mess back in a min Flakey

Morning all, What an embarrassing lot you are ! lol Cat, I checked, the numbers have gone down about 20 since last night - wasn't me !! Cold again this morning, didn't want to get out of bed. Little Benjamin is gorgeous. .. Cat came to my rescue with the correct address. Have a good day everyone Jood

Lara, Laurie and Tony PMSL btw who's been deleting, the numbers have gone down.

Evening..Ummmm.....morning ( seeeing its 1:30 am )..lol Just reading Lara and Laurie's most embarrassing moments, and what classics they are...lol My most embarrassing moment was my 24th birthday. We had only been married for 4 months, and that evening about 6:00pm Carolyn took me out to do some shopping at Myers, and to buy me a gift for my birthday. We were living in a rented flat in Bell street Preston, while we were waiting for our new house to be built. While we were in Myers, Carolyn bought a sexy black negligee ( as ya do if you are newlyweds ) and said to me, do you think i would look good in this?.......Well being a red blooded Ozzie bloke, i said ......you betcha......lol We did a bit of shopping and drove back to the flat. She got out of the car and told me to wait here, while she went inside. I thought...( its my birthday ) and she's going to put on the Black negligee...and surprise me...lol So me thinking...o'k, Il'e surprise her....so i crept around the back of the unit, and got in through the laundry door. I stripped naked as a jay bird...lol.......opened the Laundry door to the kitchen, and ran screeeeeeeaming into the lounge room.( SURPRISE!!....ooops ) Well.........the lights flicked on ( in the lounge room )....and there stood all my mates, there girlfriends, my family, and the next door neighbours who we had just met, with balloons and streamers........ It was a surprise party for me......say no more ( blush ) Tony Oz....:>)))) ps. Well, i was in my birthday suit.....lol

Oh Lara honey, I had one of them too . . . Neices wedding - out on the property near Cobar, Glen was 6months old. I had on a dress with ties on the shoulder, and didn't need to wear a bra in them days. Little blighter undid the tie without me knowing it - naked to the waist - its all right there on the wedding video - and dont the family love to show that one luv Laurie

Ah Jilly I feel for you . . . those anniversaries are hard aren't they. Something must be really bothering your little grandson, or maybe it is someone! I hope you get it sorted soon for his sake as well as yours. OK Anna - you asked for it . . . . my biggest secret! Shhh dont tell anyone I was 7 years old, and my teacher was Miss Miles - the head of the primary school. A scary lady, not near as nice as my teacher the first two years I was at school, because that teacher was my eldest sister Joanie. Anyway I had a cut under my foot from stepping on a chop bone in the chook yard so I couldn't play sport. It was sports day and Miss Miles made me go to her office and do school work that she set for me while everyone else went to sports. She left me with instruction I was not to leave her office for any reason - but I wanted to pee, so I used her electric jug. . . . . She came back and made us both a cup of tea . . . she drank hers, and I told her my mum didn't let me drink tea. Most embarrasing moment . . . I'm about 13yrs old - first time I ever went water skiing, was on my best friends property, I was doing real well, only thing was I didn't straighten my legs, and had the old drag your bum syndrome!! When we got back onto the shore of the dam, among dozens of friends and neighbours the full effect of the flush out took me by suprise. The biggest bowel clean out you could ever imagine!! I still shudder when I think of it !!!!! I think I hid from everyone for weeks. Good night all luv Laurie PS - I'm not going to Bathurst tomorrow either . . . Ray suggested tonight we should go together on Sunday - so no bubby snuggles till then !!!