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JUST THINK GIRL ROWS OF MEN PEEING ALONG THE ROAD WITH THEIR B/BUM SHOWING ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,DONT IT REALLY TURN YOU ON,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,UCK!!!

As I said on the other thread, give me my hat and pants, the party's getting rough, I'm going home.

bloody hell Geoff, what are you, a one man tourist board ?

And why would we want to Geoff? Ah you mean when several women repair to the Ladies collectively? But then they don't want to pee and talk at the same time either!! We multi-task selectively! :-)

Dan, which part made you blush? Geoff, I have been to Cornwell. I stayed for 2 weeks about 12/13 years ago.

Yes, thanks for the explanation. I'm not being mean or theoretical here though, as there are men in my family who sit down all the time without problems. Having said that, he/they clean the bathroom too, so maybe they're not real men! :-)

Oh Lunar you make me blush.

Angela, the stench from the Men's room is due to them missing the target and hitting the walls and floors. (had to use the man's lavs as a kid when I visited dad and gramdpa at work - a garage - as their were no ladies lav's on the shop floor and the offices were locked so no access to the ones up there) Geoff , we ladies have no larger bottems than you men, we just have a shorter urethras then you men so we can't stand up!

Geoff, I don't know a single woman who takes the newspaper or even a book into the toilet with them to while away the time - but lots of men who do. :-)

felicity,if you read lemon's last post...that is what i was trying to explain,but couldn't...thanks lemon :o) bryan.

think i'll leave before i get in the way of the lynch party ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,big bums.............well

Yes the female anatomy is a bit of a disadvantage when caught short in the countryside etc. Its hard to be discreet while trying not to prang oneself on thistles or nettles. Managed to topple over backwards into a rather muddy hedgerow full of midges and daddylonglegs once. Angela

Hi Lemon. It sounds like quite a problem you had. I hadn't thought of things being that way because it didn't happen with my boys. They succumbed to peer pressure as soon as they started school and of course if they ever used a public toilet..... I remember my 5 year old running out of the men's toilets in a local park yelling at the top of his voice, 'Muuummeeee!!! I got to do a wee against a wall!!!!' ALL eyes focussed in our direction! Howie, my husband often comments on the apalling state of the Gents where he works, and he works in a very fancy office.

I have noticed that some public toilets when flushed seem to splash water on the seat and Im sure I havent made a mess which needs washing off. So lets blame the flushing system. I do envy men though if I am out tramping and want to go. 'They dont know how lucky they are'. My aim is not so good then, sometimes get it on my tramping boots. Dont go tramping now, boots have rotted? p.s. I am a woman, even though some men have the name Huia.

this is real odd just looked in at the blokes on by accident of course an it a wee bit the same................

Paul you are so right there our mens in work were always spotless still waiting for the ladies to reply xxx

Hi Felicity nice to see you....they can't P properly when little boys, sitting down.....I tried it with mine. Because when the moment came....the little er...tiddly bit stiffens and shoots upwards. So instead of a splash you get a fountain which is worse....ooooh hek this thread is really going down the pan :-)

By the way, the ladies loo in our office is always clean and neat. However, the mens loo is always closed for cleaning/repairs. Wonder why. Angela

Hasn't anyone else noticed that if you walk pass public conveniences quite often the mens smell awful, but the ladies are fine. Never having been in a mens loo I've always wondered just how they manage to make them smell that bad. But having read the other thread I think I might be beginning to understand!!! Angela

actually thats a fair point Howie... Sharon is always compaining about the state of the ladies toilets at her office, she's complained many times that some of the women (clearly not ladies) that use them leave them in a terrible state. The Gents at my office are always spotless.