General Chat

~~~~~~ and Hi to Jeanette and everyone on this thread! About time some of those Trekkers posted some photos or some tales of true adventure and derring-do, I reckon. That ought to liven things up a bit. CB >|<

Gwen try putting him in the garage to live before it warms up to much...it might not kill him....but it will freeze the very b***s off him :-)

Hi Jeanette i am smiling see :o))))))))))))) Hope you are well xxxxxx

I'm trying not to be too morbid and to have a smile now and again so apologies if I'm not succeeding!! xx

Lemon he's got a heater out there to keep the car warm,anyway he loves the car,so would get on fine,

Diana - I think you get special dispensation on this one. And anyhow, you have every reson to be feeling low. Hope you're getting through this ok darl, and you know where I am if you want a chat xxx Gwen........I'll send some of my chili. If it doesn't poison him, it will defintely blow his brains out! lol

different day.... same gripes...same people griping boring!

Diana, you are bereaved darling....that is a different case to the stupid fighting and nastiness we see over and over again...you are entitled just now to sit and bawl your fuffin eyes out if you want to (((()))) XXXX

Okay i'll start gently ,,,i'll try the chilli ,,,,,,,,,,please

fanks xx

Oy Meercat.....purrrrr.....whats this snarling growling wee creature......now I will stroke you nicely and you purrrrrrrr XXXXXX

You are doing well, Diana. My thread do you think in the L of Y was to lighten up things a little ......... and I think it worked! :-)..... didn't it my friend Meercat?

Just getting dinner now BRB :-)

Hi All, have just got in from work.... bus was late, have got a BC bunion ... at least it looks like one of hers.... New lap top is playing up, Belkin is being naughty too.... oooeeerrr... sorry Haddock... i though this was a thread to come and have a moan on..... whoops ! Sue ...... pmsl xxxxxxxxxx

Now then Smiffy! We'll have non of yer maonin' on here! LOL

If you want to moan, Sue - throw an'addock :-)

cooooooeeeeeee Jeanette!!!!! the happy ones were either in Scotland or walking in the Sahara!!!! pmsl

Jeanette, we were only missing because we weer in the sahara lol

Still smiling :o))))))))

More Moaning..................... Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. 'I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?' Embarrassed, Morris confesses, 'It's true, Sadie, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don't moan when we have sex!' Sadie questions: 'If I moaned when we had sex, you'd stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during sex!' So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, 'Now, Morris, should I moan now?' 'No not yet.' Morris begins fondling Sadie. 'What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?' 'No, I'll tell you when!' He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse. 'Is it time for me to moan, Morris?' 'Wait, I'll tell you when.' Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax, Morris yells 'Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!' 'OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!' ;o)))) Kim xx