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ohhhhhh 12 bedrooms one for each of us. pmsl. are we willing to share with 8 others, cause I be thinking one bedroom each, course one for Jon. how many times 11 go into a month.

i've got plenty experience!!!!!! pmsl

me thinks Jovi would love someone with experience. pmsl

59??? och well there aint no way you're having Jovi then!!!!! nope nope nope!!! lolol

Christine - lol, think we all turn or downsize, lol. Will be 35 next month. Okay turn it go ahead I canno tell a lie. pmsl

OMG just realized I'm slightly over the half way mark to being 100 and a half helppppppppppppppppp

Margaret - pmsl

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself, and she doesn't like what she sees. 'You know,' she says. 'I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs hang down to my waist and my butt is bigger than ever. I've got short, fat legs and my arms are all flabby.' The husband says nothing. 'Hey!' she says, turning to him. 'Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself!' 'Well,' he says, 'your eyesight is still great!'

I remember when I was in my teens and a friend said he was ''in my early twenties'' and I so wanted to get there. Well, now each of my legs are ''in their early twenties''!!

How very true and very funny. It doesn't seem that long ago that I become 21 and now I'm pushing 40! When you're a child, life seems to go soo slowly, now it goes by so fast - I must be having fun!

PMSL how true!!!! and I'm pushing 40!! lmao w(well actually not quite yet...am holding onto my 30's for dear life!!) but.....my grandma was 100 and a half when she died!!!!

Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.' Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!' May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

hold on it's coming