General Chat

oh dear...paddling in the Mersey....hmmmm...DAN go paddle in the Mersey...ITS OK BETTY YOU CAN SHOUT lol

OK puts chain-saw back and reaches for bow-saw lets take it off slowly 'evil laugh'

hiya Janet thankyou and it is lovely to see you too....every single peep is important....every one.....and I missed you all XXX Oy Malc...er....amputation is a bit drastic.....can't we just torture him a bit :-)

gets chain saw from garage wicked look in eyes

Hi Lemon, Tell DKL to get a pile of his books and place his leg on top of them and rest the leg, thats after he has soaked his foot in salt water of course. Betty

Welcome home, welcome come on in and close the door, you been gone tooo long come on in and close the door. WELCOME BACK LEMON, yes I am shouting!!!!! Betty

OOOH - Lemon, you're back!!! What a lovely surprise. You have been sadly missed - welcome home, back where you belong. Jay

Claire - I have to add this quick. My 'remedies' are purely for Mr Longman and NOT for real injuries. Although warm slightly salty water may help. Dianna x

Hi my darling adopted daughter glad to see you back xxxxxx Howie xxx

Hello Lemon, A big warm welcome back... Welcome home, welcome Come on in, and close the door You've been gone, too long Welcome, you're home once more Libby xxx

Welcome back! My daughter has come back from 8days at Scout camp with an infected ingrown toe-nail so we're also working out what to do with a dodgy toe! We're going to try and get her to a medical centre tomorrow if we can find one. It's quite painful and throbbing at the moment and she's got another hour to go before i can top up the paracetamol. Claire

at last shes back

hi Julia (((( )))) Hi Bumbly (((( ))))

hi Bryan hope you feeling better, thanks for the jokes....Hi Many Trees....oops forgot the n...n.....(((( )))) Hi Felicity good to see you around XX

I believe that slices of tomato and chilli are also a very good herbal remedy!! They may just have the edge over pure salt! By the way Lems how did he get that blister - I thought he had somebody else doing all the running around! x

hi Didder...is you still a man or was you kidding me? :-) Hi anne in Gloucester...oooh that was hard to spell XX

oooh Likkle Green fairy......surgical spirits...nice one...DAN DAN try surgical spitits...that wont hurt.,.... much ;-)

How are you, glad to see your on form LOL

hi Woody...Hi Margaret...Hi Lil....Hi Joy...Hi hang on till I see who else

What about pepper ? I thought that was good for wounds ? He could salt n pepper his little piggies....pmsl !!! Oooo this is soooo good he cannae answer me back, lol !! :0))))))))))) Joan xxxxxxxxxxx