General Chat

I love brass bands too jeff, Over to OH........ Did you hear about the guy how got a viagra tablet stuck in his throat ......? he had a stiff neck for hours :-) Or the group who stole 3 tons of Viagra tablets ?? the police are looking for a group of hardened criminals !!!!

I'M BRASSED OFF, JEFF LOL

THANKS SUSAN, GOOD IDEA, TROUBLE IS MY FAVOURITE MUSIC IS BRASS BANDS, DON'T THINK THEY'LL ROCK ME TO SLEEP. LOL PIPS!! COME AND REMOVE YOURS DID YOU SAY ? AGAIN YOU'VE LEFT ME SPEECHLESS JEFF PMSL

Jeff, how about a little MP3 player with some relaxing music (not songs). Have a nice bath, no coffee or alcohol before bed. Just relax to the music and hopefully you will doze off. Susan

TROUBLE IS I WOKE UP !! LOL PIPS XX

OH JEFF DARLING I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN THAT WAY, YOU LITTLE B*GGER !! COME AND REMOVE MINE FOR ME, THEN. HONESTLY IT SENT ME TO SLEEP. PIPS XX

THANKS LIZ, MUST GIVE THAT A TRY. PIPS DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GO ? IN THAT CASE, I SHALL TRY AND CONSIGN MYSELF TO THE ARMS OF MORPHEUS, THAT'S PROVIDING HER HUBBY'S ON NIGHTS. JEFF XX PMSL

PIPS YOUR BRAIN MUST HAVE BEEN INACTIVE THIS AFTERNOON, DID I REALLY SEND YOU TO SLEEP ? NEVER KNEW I HAD THAT EFFECT ON LADIES. I MUST BE GETTING SENILE JEFF X LOL

Jeff, poor you, but what a laugh you give me!! I use Valerian teabags, with a little honey, you should make a cuppa with them about an hour before retiring. Good luck, Liz

JEFF TRY DELETING YOUR THREADS ONLY. SENT ME TO SLEEP THIS AFTERNOON. THE TROUBLE IS THE MORE YOU THINK THE MORE ACTIVE THE BRAIN GETS. I COUNT SHEEP IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES EVEN, BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK. PIPS XX

Jeff pmsl....... June ..

Thank you June for your advice I found some of your tips quite nice. My doc prescribed some sleeping pills, He said, to help me nap, Took two, but never slept a wink, Those pills were nowt but cr*p. Jeff PMSL

Jeff have you tried counting sheep will make you sleep Or camomile tea could make you wee! I know it,s hard cos your such a bard. Lettuce leaves are soperific peter rabbit found them terriffic.. I have the same problem too tossing and turning and feeling blue.. Alas the remedy i have none maybe some will find one. So good luck Jeff in your quest and here i wish you all the best ........ June..

HI PIPS. I KNOW THE FEELING. I ONCE FELL ASLEEP IN A PUB AT THE BAR TOP. I DID SAVE MYSELF SOME MONEY THOUGH. JEFF XX LOL

JEFF, OH IS ROFL, HE HAS THE SAME PROBLEM. BUT IT'S ME !! SNORING AND TALKING IN MY SLEEP !! HE FALLS ASLEEEP, ANYWHERE. THE LAST TIME IN PUBLIC, AT THE RESAURANT TABLE. PIPS XX

Love OHs little joke Caz Did he hear about the chap who went for some Viagra pills. The chemist made a mistake and gave him Niagara pills, he took two and during the night he flowed over the bottom of the bed. Jeff PMSL

I know what you mean Dragonfly, the thoughts don't leave your head, do they? As for nite nurse Catherine, if I mentioned that to the wife she might take it the wrong way and she might knock me out Lol. She does get mixed up sometimes. Jeff

Jeff love my Oh has this problem,but with his sense of humour he just said, 'tell jeff to sleep on the edge of the bed, he'll soon drop off' I knew this would appeal to your sense of humour ,love! Seriously I'll have a think and post again, Caz xxxx

QUICK SWITCH MIND OFF COMMENTS TO REPLY WITH OHHH ONCE YOU THINK OF QUICK REMARKS THEY WONT LEAVE YOUR HEAD

Nite Nurse is heaven sent- knocks you out like no-one's business. catherine xx