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Men of England,,,,!!!! be afraid very,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AFRAID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nottinghamshire police on full alert......pmsl...... men all running around looking for somewhere to hide...

WANTED ANNE McANNE FROM KENT REWARD OFFERED SHE BEEN ASLEEP ON THE SOFA YESTERDAY WORE HER OUT WONDER WHY

ROYAL MARINES SET UP A BARRACADE ROUND THE WHOLE OF KENT UNCONFIRMED REPORTS THAT MARINES WERE REPORTING SICK ARE PURE FICTION SAID THEIR COMANDING OFFICER THIS AFTERNOON He later reported as off duty due being sick

this is just the tonic i needed after a bad day at work keep it up *hides oh in cupboard just to be on the safe side* sue c x

~~~~~~~KENT INFORMER~~~~~~~~~~ Anne McAnne,,Male Abductor has gone into hiding,,reward offered for her whereabouts, Unfortunatly the reporter from this newspaper has been missing all day,so please leave messages on answerphone as sudden staff shortage,

NEWS FLASH............... Police try to stop the mass exodus of service men from Kent,due to the DNA testing due to the anticipated coming event.

Durham & Yorkshire Police Have confirmed that out of yesterdays 101 officers abducted by Kent spinster McAnne,, 10 have been entered in the marathon. 32 have been entered in the three Peaks. 13 have been entered in the Iron Man. 5 have been entered in the Triathalon. After their performances yesterday there are high expectations of them

##)>--%---- to Anne..........a rose

~~~Kent Informer~~~ ~~2nd March 2007 Kent woman and 101 men in one day Anne McAnne 40ish Kent woman arrested for mass male abduction in Durham and Yorkshire is under sole rites to lifestory Me Men and my Cupboard to the Priestley~Martin Agency, But several friends have come forward willing to sell their stories,,suprisingly everyone from the builders merchants where she works have come forward with extrordanary events she has partisipated in,,,some are now being investigated by police,,,,but her female collegues in her office are already touting her story to the highest bidders

BRILLIANT Have not had a good laugh for ages Liz

~~~~~~McANNE~~~~~~~~~X ~~~~~~~THE~~~~~~~~~~~~X ~~~~~~~~NEW~~~~~~~~~~X ~~~~~~~~~AGE~~~~~~~~~~X ~~~~~~~~~~WOMAN~~~~~~X ~~~~~~~~~~~NOT~~~~~~~~X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~AFRAID~~~~X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TO~~~~~~~X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GO~~~~~~X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MANHUNTING ~~~~~~~STATEMENT BY McANNE ~~~~~~~I DID IT FOR ALL WOMEN

Can only say ONE thing - you lot should be on stage !!!! PMSL Great fun Thanks Love Mary xx

PRESS RELEASE FROM NO.10 The Prime Minister has announced today, that plans are being rushed through Parliament in an emergency bill - to redesign the current 'all black & hooded' uniform of the SAS. This is after recent complaints from many SAS agents of harrassment by a crazed woman claiming to find the uniform 'a real turn on' !! Details recently leaked to our Press Office reveal that all SAS agents with immediate effect will be issued with Mr Blobby outfits in a subtle attempt to diminish any further 'desires' among women in the general public. Souces are said to believe this to be 'rather drastic action' but the PM believes he has 'little option given the current campaign of harrassment' ................ End of Statement

Awwww Keith love - you know how to turn a woman's head lol Gwen - I know you do hun - am only teasing y'all ........... xxx

Keith mate you should be so lucky lol

Added by McAnne in Kent on 01/03/2007 17:03:28 Ooooh - men in Hi-Viz and hard hats ! hides coat and hard hat

ANNE WE LOVE YOU REALLY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ANYWAY YOU MADE ME PMSL

*sulking* I can't understand why you all have such a low opinion of me :O( You'll see - one day - one day - I will get a man lolol

UPDATE Transco men return to large hole in Mr Priestleys garden after a coffee laced with brandy has revived them but the sas have now formed a corden round the area just incase the mad woman returns