General Chat

PMSL............ Cooeeee Steve .....mwwaahhhhh *still gigglin*

honest,,,done it too high maintanance wanna hear something daughter said im changing,,,getting agresive with her i said NO to her,,,for once...takes the cake ,dont it,,,pmsl i said no an its not allowed,,,omg

and Ginger *sniggers* ok how about 'blue, green, yellow, red, stripes

Steve been,,green,,,blue,,,purple,,,white,,,,,and bald

~~~~~~~~~ to hazel ~~~~~~~~~ to Gwen not red again Gwen go green hun or purple lol mwahh Sxx Ps BC i have a mental image of you now lolol mwahh xx

Hi BC changing hair colur next week,,thinking fire red this time lol still recon someone else is using the old tie an dye job,,,,:0

LOL Stevie, I just knew it! ~~~waves to Gwen~~~~~ mwah! BC XX

LOL Steve, that was good hazelx

BC i just know i'd get lumbered with the loo paper

BC dear i have to be honest when i read that you sprang to mind lolol mwahh Sxx

LOL...Stevie! I told you not to spread that story about me! er...the one with the mobile of course;-)) pmsl....XX BC

mm yeh ,,not saying a thing ..............:)))))

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. “I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.” A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX!!

lol