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There was a young lady from Louth
Who returned from a trip to the South
Her father said, "Nelly
There's more in your belly,
Then ever went in through your mouth"

A maiden at college named Breeze
Weighed down by B.A.'s and Litt. D.'s
Collapsed from the strain.
Alas, it was plain
She was killing herself by degrees

There once was a man from Degrass
Who had ba*ls that were made out of brass
When he rubbed them together
He played "stormy weather" and lightning shot-out of his h'arse

:-D :-D :-D :-D

I remember posting a limerick not so long ago, It was actually about limericks and did not contain any rude words, jus a bit of innuendo. It got RR'd :-|

There was a young lady from Australia
who went to a fancy dress dance as a dahlia
The heat of the ball
Caused the petals to fall
And the dance, as a dance, was a failure

or

There was a young lady from Australia
Who painted her a*rse as a dahlia
The petals were fine, likewise the line
But the aroma, alas, was a failure

There was an old man from Dundee
Who molested an ape in a tree
The result was most horrid.........

I can't post the rest, because it would get blasted out of here.

If you want to know, pm me :-D

It's from a book....... "Lecherous Limericks" by Isaac Azimov

PMSL :-D :-D :-D

There was an old man from Brazil,
Who swallowed a dynamite pill,
His heart retired, his bum backfired,
And his willy shot over the hill.....!!

:-D :-D :-D

There was a young man from Hyde
Who fell down a privy and died.
Then there was his brother, who fell down another;
Now they're interred side by side.

:-0 :-0 ;-) :-D :-D

Right............. i'm going for it!!

There was an old man from Cosham
Who took out his false teeth to wash them
His wife said......

"Jack if you don't put them back I will tread on the bug*ers and squash them".

:-D :-D

No it hasn't. Just seeing how this would look.

Actual dodgy joke could be posted here


Andy

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