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Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	26 Nov 2013 06:34
	A sixteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy (aka chemist aka drug store). "How much is it for one condom?", he asked the pharmacist. "Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and they're £3.50," said the pharmacist. "Heck," said the disappointed boy, "I don't have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend " "Well," said the pharmacist, "in that case you can take a box for free." "Wow, thanks!!!" yelled the boy as he dashed out the door holding the box of condoms. That night, he was at his girlfriends' house, and everyone was seated at the dinner table, ready to eat. They all said grace with bowed heads, and then they began eating. As dinner progressed, the girl noticed that the boy's head was still bowed. "I didn't know you were so religious," she whispered to her young boyfriend, impressed. "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist," was his reply. EDIT - Updated to reflect age of consent in the UK and that not everyone understands the word pharmacy ;-)