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Little fly on the wall

Ain't you got no vest at all

Ain't you got no shimmy shirt

Gee fly ain't you cold

Ok Mersey, you can go
I will pay you later :-D
See I told you,....... no I didn't
you'll get better and better

Ann In Glos what are you like
Wandering all alone
Stay up late just like me
and you will feel at home

Actually....I lied.....there is never anyone about any more :-(

:-D :-D BC <3

Oh Mersey!
You is good! Innit
If there was a prize
Am sure
You would win it!
:-D ;-) <3

Susan With Numbers is her name
She left on a break which was such a shame
She came back smiling and full of life
Back to the threads made of fun and strife
Gr is a place for us all to be
together mixing in perfect harmony

*Yeah Right* :-D :-D :-D <3

Thats the best I got

I wander lonely as anything
Jumping from thread to thread
But why does anything interesting
Happen while I am in bed?

In the day we have the boring threads
Or the more mundane stories are told
No larking around or fisticuffs
No exciting tales to be told.

When I read the threads the following day
It’s the night birds who’ve had all the fun
Goodness knows how many posts RRd
And no news of battles won.

I probably dreamed this but had to make up a rhyme somehow.

*Drags Mersey in* Until she writes
Two more lines for here
Not letting go e'n if she fights
Or pretends a tear

I get worser and worser
You have to be a better verser
Than I

:-D

I love this thread :-)

Ive tried a little ditty but upto now I have only got two lines :-(......

Distraught, crying, upset and stressed
Took me ages to reply in jest to the pest
Now it's gone and my writings too
I shall sit in the corner and cry out "BOO HOO"

I have no idea
Where the thread has gorn
but your chucks are away with it
now you is forlorn

There is no good in crying
About your wrestling boast
they have gone forever
You could say....They are loast

:-D :-D

Talking about culcha, where is my chicken wrestling boast? I have been working with the lovely Mr. Daff by my side for 6 hours and can't keep an eye on my poultry, so where is it?

Who needs a morning paper delivered to their door?
When you can log on to GR & get the news & more
Who has their nails painted a delicate shade of pink?
Got trouble with the water not going down the sink
Just who they will elect to be the next aged pope
Of fairness from politicians we should give up hope
Well used chatting threads there are a few
We think of threads with subjects new
Threads whose whole reason is to us amuse
Answered by those who the author just abuse
But when you are feeling oh so very blue
Log onto GR chat is what you should do
For when a fellow member is in trouble
Many are there to help, at the double.
<3

it is raining :-D


The Overseasers

I wandered lonely o'er the threads
it was the dead of night
All the members in their beds
And then I got a fright

Someone added to a thread
And then there was another
Chatting away on the boards
About one thing and another

They didn't see me as I watched
Them getting on just fine
More people added one by one
not heeding the lateness of time

I changed boards to see what
Was going on on there
but there they were, more members
With one or two in the chair

Sheesh I thought, what is this
All these people in the night
Then I remembered 'twas the over seasers
Chatting with friends and nerry a fight

They didn't see me but I saw them
they all seemed so nice
Maybe the next time I'm up late
I will join them once or twice.

There's a cloud in the sky with my name on
just somewhere left of the sun
and when I die I think that I
will ride on it and have some fun.

I will steer over parched little gardens
belonging to the poor and alone
and let down the showers to grow them pretty flowers
and make shining diamonds of grey stone.

I will guide my little cloud sometimes across the sun
you'll see this cloud of mine with edges shining
until those who are on the brink, look heavenward and think
'Surely every cloud must have a silver lining?'

I could travel anywhere on my little cloud up there
as far as the winds could ever blow
For children full of wonder, I could rip the cloud asunder
and cover a grey world with magic snow.

On days when no sun shines on my gloomy little cloud
I'll reflect the mood of all who sorrow find
but on days that should be gay I'll lead other clouds away
to float just out of sight and out of mind

Thanks BC but Susan it is
I do not want another
I have had it for many a year
'twas given me by me muvver

(Actually it was given to me by a Great Aunt but that didn't rhyme:-D)

I liked your Rhyme wot doesn't Rhyme
It did make me smile
But I must go out for a time
With dogs...and walk a mile

When I get back I hope to see
more cultcha on this thread
Now come on folks more verses please
Before you go to bed.

Resting dahling....*hugs Mau back <3 <3

*hugs BC <3....where's ya bin? :-D

Oh Susan Wiv Numbers
I know that you hate
To be just called 'Susan'
or Sue
or even Susie
or Mate
so how about Assumta
or Doris
or Petunia?
or would that sound
Peculiar?
Do you think?
I just love poems
wot don't rhyme
But you probably think
they stink

<3 <3 :-D :-D BC XX

Free Lunch
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On a bright and frosty morning
We'd set off on our walk
So muffled up with woolly scarves
We found it hard to talk
As down the street we travelled
Turning left at the main road
We came upon the roundabout
Where traffic to'ed and fro'ed

Out on the nearby field they sat
Seagulls from the shore
They'd had their breakfast at the caff
But now were back for more
Their pesky pals sat on a roof
And they began to whine
Shrieking in a raucous way
Like fans at kick off time

Now flying down onto the grass
With wings so big and wide
A seagull pecked a lager can
To see what was inside
Waddle waddle,pick'n peck
But nothing would come out
Chattering magpies up above
Called him a lager lout

He soon gave up his useless task
And joined his pals for lunch
Strutting their stuff out on the field
They were a noisy bunch
So if you see a gang of gulls
Looking real greedy and nasty
Walk right on and don't you stop

But keep your eyes on ya pasty ;-) :-D

Look at all the views we've had
Come on people, we're not that bad
We won't bite, as long as you won't either
You can do it, bet you a fiver.

Of course the last line doesn't rhyme if you say either like fever
:-D

Note that my rhymes are off the cuff
This is why they are so rough
I just know you can do better
than my worse verse come on I betcha.......

sheesh that was bad
:-D :-D :-D