General Chat

lol all

A true story: twenty odd years ago I bought a new dinner suit. I remarked to my wife that the jacket pockets were sewn up. My wife assured me that dinner suit jackets did not have pockets as such.

I have worn the suit on a very regular basis ever since.

Last month, at a fairly elegant 'do' my wife got talking to some men. As soon as we got home, my wife took my jacket of me and started to mess with the pockets.

Lo and behold, she unpicked two pockets (that is the opposite of picking pockets) and exposed them to view.

For twenty years I had been trying to tell her that there should be pockets, but no she was convinced that there weren't.

Only when my observations were confirmed by someone else did she finally believe me :-|

on the positive side, there was no build up of fluff in the pockets :-D

When I hide her glasses she can't see any way !

She can have my new bifocals Allen. She won't see you at all.

Vera

No more takers?? :-D :-D

Thanks Muffy :-D

*saying nowt*

But Allan ...You crack me up.........kudos for a very funny thread. lol x

Aha errolsheep, we have a rough system, if it is outside stuff gardening, car cleaning, fluid tops ups etc it is his job, if it is indoors it is my job, laundry, decorating housework etc. ;-)

I agree - so very very simple but slightly up the chain when women ask for their help with mending...............

cars
computers
vacuum cleaners
televisions

oh and opening wallets hehe - speciality of my ex wife lol

Actually ZZzzz, it just goes to show how much tastes vary!

For example, I have very good taste as I married my wife. On the other hand, my wife has very poor taste because she married me :-D

Yes, As my dad always said, A marriage can only ever survive whilst a man allows his wife to THINK she is the boss

Roy

Edit, because woman THINK they are the boss is proof that dad was correct

Women like the simple things in life.....................MEN :-D

irritating because it is correct - so annoying when one is wrong

My old man says that - it's SO irritating :-D

nope you just think you are - we have the intelligence to nod in the right place hehehe

Dear Allan and all

Hello

Hope you are okay.

There's two words a fella needs to learn:

He replies "Yes, love" to every thing his wife says.

Harmony will then prevail!

Take gentle care
Very best wishes
EOS
xx

oh Allan
dont you now that we,"the fairer sex are always right? and we dont bbq small furry animals for our enjoyment, so we must be right. :-D

you have to make sure its there idea .when its not, takes yrs of practise ;-)

Suzanne

My wife's maiden name was Wright... I didn't know that.her first name was Always :-|

Porkie pie, that is exactly what I do with 'I'm indoors, I call it manipulation, but I get what I want and he thinks it's his idea. Simples. ;-)

your poor wife gets the blame again.
yes she needs glasses,her rose tinted specks no longer work. :-D