General Chat

Well, please let me be the first one to say "Welcome Home".
We thought you had gawn for the duration.
Has yer got any dosh left.

Julia in Derbyshire

*Tuts* @ Island :-0

Hi honey's, i'm home!!! :-)

I got a few cuts and bruises and had to be fetched in on a stretcher.

Mind you, that's nuffin compared to the bloke with the big ooter who tried to grab the last of the sprouts!!

Huh! I just hope he likes orspital food!!

*Heaves up chest and sniggers!*


:-D

Still no Prickles :-S

I hope she didn't get gang banged onto the Red Flannel ferry instead of catching the bus. :-0 :-(




edit. I meant 'press ganged' :-)

that's very generous of you Merlin :-D

were they going for thong? :-D :-D :-D :-D

Sending you a few pairs down the "Cyberhole" Island,or was it those great Victorian Pantaloons you wanted of Santa? :-D :-D :-D :-) ;-)

A currant affair in Arsda Wend? :-0

You'd best give him a good hosing down. :-0 :-D

Santa pants Wend? Don't tell Merlin or he'll be ordering them for all of his gels :-D

My old lad has just returned from the bunfight that is called A*da. Ooh Wen, he said, shaking his head and sucking through his teeth, you wouldn't have enjoyed it - you would have lost your cool, yesindeedy, bigtime.

I think he still had in his mind what happened yesterday, when I was kept waiting on the phone for over an hour to Deb**hams on a premium number, trying to find out where the La Sen*a knickers which I ordered 2 weeks ago for my d-i-l had got to. I was not a happy bunny, let me tell you. 2 hours later they arrived :-D

Its,seranading you Julia, with the Donkey Seranade. :-D :-D :-D :-) Either that or its Islands attempt at a self portrait :-) :-) ;-) :-S :-S :-D :-D

Wish you'd give us a bit of a warning, thought I was seeing things.
must admit he does look in distress, well anyone would be feeding
a thing that size to him, proper constipated face. :-D :-D

Emma x

*Rolls eyes* :-S

I fed it to a hungry donkey Emma :-D

Island whats happened to your gob stopper?

Emma x

She's maybe had a liquid lunch!......is that
singing I hear in the distance. :-D

Emma x

Ho,ho I see what you mean. I either get posted three times, or the post disappears, and a page comes up saying something about This Page Not Available.
Bloomin' nuisance.

Have rectified it now. No, I have not even sniffed the cooking sherry yet, let alone have a gurgle

@Wend. Tsk. *rolls eyes* :-D :-D :-D

You been on the cooking sherry already Julia?

Ah say......

Ah say......

Ah say.....

:-D :-D :-D :-) :-) :-)

Probably got it loaded with her shopping, Island LOL


Julia in Derbyshire

PS. Hope she doesn't try to ride it wearing all that gear LOL

Don't be such an ass, Island - she won't remember :-D

I hope she's remembered my donkey. :-D :-)