General Chat

no merlin he is real he sits in the kitchen watching tv
and if i require his servises

i can facebook him my request
i really must give him a rise he is worth his weight in gold

Is he the type you put a penny in the slot,turn the handle and all things come into view?. :-D.PMSL.**M** :-S

my butlers a little star he has many uses
he has been my butler for 37 years

bless his cotton sox x

Now we Know how the machine came about ( What the Butler Saw ) :-D.and the song (Red Sails in The Sunset ) ;-) CC. Howard Hughes Designed many things amongst them The Spruce Goose.wonder who he named that after? :-S.**M**.

due to my shoulder problem i get my Butler to do it for me

Stan, in the Summer its "Commando" in the Winter its, "Red Flannel".**M**. PMSL. :-D

I'm another twister, i.e. fasten it and then twist it round, but I take it off in the "traditional" way. Have always done it this way. Don't know why.

Wonder what this really says about us.

I always remember years ago when i used to visit my friends house, her Mum always had a habit of bending over every so often, hands up under her chest and wriggling about. I used to wonder what the ell she was up to!!
It was years before i realised she was actually jiggling around in order to pop her wotsits back in her bra!!

:-D

I have just realised that this thread is for 'ladies'. I think I will have to delete my comments, as oi aint no loidy.

Huia.

ps, were you looking at me when you mentioned scaffolding, Merlin?

No Stan.........Tuts, tuts and tuts again!!

She is a Nanny no Knickers!! :-D

*Runs fer me loife* :-0

Merlin, maybe you never heard the story of Jane Russell and the bra which was designed for her by an engineer! :-)

But of course for the Larger Ladies there is an alternative,Go to Yellow Pages,Select a Local Scaffolding Firm,then get a Quote. :-D ;-).PMSL.**M** :-S

I've had my toyboy for 56 years nearly. My OH is younger than me!!!

Dont worry, Liz. I would be extremely careful and then decide to play it safe by not having one at all. I think I can do most things myself and if I cant I would pay a tradesman to come and do whatever, or ask a female friend to apply gooby to my back, or suchlike.

Huia.

2 years with a frozen shoulder put pay to mine, I just couldn't bear anything touching it, then I broke the collar bone on the other side , !!

Hi Huia, be careful what you wish for!!

I got a toyboy, but he's the one asleep in the chair at 9.15pm and snoring through the tv progs lol

Lizxx

Well maybe a toy young man, who has already learnt those things.

Huia.

I have been trying to get myself a toyboy, but they dont want to come out into the country :-(

Huia.

We should be so lucky, Mo!

Since my hands and arms are now a problem and I struggle to do up the hooks in the front fastening bra I now have, I just fasten the hooks on the bras first then slip it over my head (like a vest or t-shirt). Of course I then have to go to great pains to make sure I am properly positioned in the cups afterwards.

Huia.