General Chat

slaps CV on table, thank you Claire xxx

Health and Safety level 3 certificate (I can do all the risk assessments,lolol and training)
Dip in Stress Management
NVQ Care Managers award, and Assessor in Care ( Early years, Disability, and also Older Adults, so the full spectrum)

CRB in place at highest level, recently updated
Honest
Mature
Mostly patient... no, really, I am!!
Caring (my hugs are second to none, renowned worldwide, so they are)
And most of te time I am all of the other things and more... I am human, after all.... and only a Deified Saint will have all those qualities, lolol

BC... you would fall about laughing if you had to be bad cop, and I was trying to be good cop when I was all Incandescant, ..... *holds head in hands* I can just picture the scene..........


So I reckon I stand as good a chance as most, and a better chance than some. *beams hugely*

Or... I am very happy to sit on an interviewing committee, you know....... I am VERY good at that!

Love

Daff xxxxx

I think you are over qualified, our Kay:) lol BCXX

Oh I fit Kathy to a T,,infact the job fit me like a kid glove....

Application forthwith...... top notch pedigree, CV with enclosed a diploma slapped on thread.,,,,,,,, now top that...}}

aw shame that is ..i got patience..wisdom..im honest .. gives fair play to all.. very good listener. even got lots of disabilities sp... lol... but i take drugs ... couts me out lol..

hello to everyone .......................

edits .. im tee total..

hates foul language...

sticks CV back together with sticky tape
and as i never indulge in the demon drink

that me back in the running

Dear Mrs Daff

We have noted your comments in respect of 'drugs' and will amend our wording on the job description form forthwith.

We did mean of course mean the term "drugs" to apply to non-prescription drugs of a mind altering nature and was not intended to deter those with a medical condition from applying, Indeed the experience of someone with a medical condition is always a valuable asset in terms of experience and understanding for others.

Re alchohol, it is expected that the successful applicant will approach this in a sensible fashion, never being under the influence of it whilst at work, or 'on call'.

wonders if our Hayley has see the post
she would make a brill agony aunt

bless her little cotton sox

I worried a bit about the 'maturity' clause, Daff, but.... *lightbulb moment*....we could do Good Cop Bad Cop couldnt we? I could slap em and you could tell em it was all for their own good? pmsl BC¬XX

*winks at SS Ltd.....gotcha:)))))

Well, that sounds very honest to me, BC..

The bit that I worry about is the *no dependency on alcohol or drugs* so that rules me out... not the alcohol, as I don't often indulge anymore... but what with my BP tablets, and the painkillers etc.... oh, and what about all the drugs that some people who have a disability need to take, to maintain a normal life?

*frets cos the terms and contitions are actually what is that word? it escapes me... oh yes, discriminatory*

Otherwise I would apply for the post... maybe there would be a place for me in the *hug your pet today* section? I am very very good at that ;¬))

Love

Daff xxxx

Dear Buttercup Fields,

It is possible that on certain occasions your rather robust approach may be just what is needed. Between you and I in the past we have found Claire's softer style rather irritating, it may well be time for a change of tack. Telling it like it is and to "Pull yoursef" together can, in our opinion, bring results. Genuine problems have of late been squeezed out by the influx of rather self-pitying whingeing ones which could be best solved with tough love.

Please reply directly to Soulsearching Ltd if responding to this...Claire has been a valued member of our team and we don't want to upset the old bat...erm lady...before her leaving party.

SS Ltd.

tears up my CV thats me out then

okay tick sheet

flexible ~ check 20 yrs ago could do bk bend
CRB ~ check 3 in place
ICT competence ~ check I can access big or mini laptop whenever
Eng Lange CSE ~ check in 86'


qualities

Honesty
Compassion
A sense of humour
Ability to view both sides of an argument sympathetically
Decisiveness
The ability to work as a team.
The ability to work on own initiative.
Absolute discretion.
No prejudices towards any group of individuals ( this is over and above what is required by law of course).
No dependency on drink or drugs.
Maturity

erm check

disability ~ check
ethnic minority ~ check
maturity ~ darng check
wide experience ~ hummmm

Perfect x

*gets despondent......So,Ms Claire, a reply to a problem like 'get a life', 'windya neck in' and 'shut ya gob' and suchlike, would not be deemed appropriate? Even if meant with sincerity and a degree of helpfulness?

Job Description:

'Agony aunt' for daily publication. Must be willing to work flexible hours and be aware that this could involve evenings and weekend work at very short notice.

The successful applicant will be required to accept a CRB check and a basic working knowledge of computers is essential. Applicants will be expected to have qualifications in English language, or be able to prove competency by providing samples of their written work.

The following personal qualities are desirable:

Honesty
Compassion
A sense of humour
Ability to view both sides of an argument sympathetically
Decisiveness
The ability to work as a team.
The ability to work on own initiative.
Absolute discretion.
No prejudices towards any group of individuals ( this is over and above what is required by law of course).
No dependency on drink or drugs.(Unless prescribed by a medical professional for temporary or permanent conditions).
Maturity

It is not expected that any applicant will meet ALL of the above criteria ALL of the time, but a willingness to try is essential.

Applications are particularly welcomed from those with a disability,ethnic minorities, men & women of mature years and wide experience.

i will BC XXX

Give him a big hug from me,Joy. BCXX

nice to see yur still posting too Gill

the stabalizers are a thing of the past BC
Baby Satan is doing really well bless him

he has just been in the bath with his 3 foot boat

Dear Claire,

on further consideration I have decided to put forward an application re the "Cathy" post. If successful I feel I could work as an agony "aunt" in a different area of experties. I have not got a head for poetry nor on for debating sensitive issues. I do however, have the type of head that enjoys sport and fun sometimes at the same time (not often with my team lol). I feel it would be a good move to employ me in the realm of agony "aunt" as I know how to address situations re sport and fun and could phone a friend regards debates and poetry. I say look no further.

Perfect for the role x