General Chat

All Flintoff has to do now to get a knighthood is to move to a tax haven and pay no income tax in Britain.

Thats what Sean Connery, Norman Wisdom, Shirley Bassey, Elizabeth Taylor, Julie Andrews and company did to get there Knight and Damehoods.

Well done England, you played with courage and determination.

Now Andrew Flintoff you deserve a Knighthood,,,,

arise Sir Andrew............. :-)

ps theres a lot of in'in n outin init x

So lemme get this straight one team goes out on to the field and the other team go in mm wonder if thats when they have their tea

lol and another why do the shout "SIX" I would call that a no-ball cos it hit the fence x

Only jesting of course...Well done England in returning the Ashes to their right and proper home...but I still find cricket boring but not as bad as our local radio station who broadcast a snooker match....lol now that was thrilling

come on Col its a game mate

Thanks Helen...its all as clear as mud....Hope you are well btw bout time we had a Brum meet

Oh Col, you are a philistine, and I thought you were a true Englishman. hahah,
Here is a simple definition of the rules of cricket. Hope it helps you understand.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

I understand we have won some kind of bat and ball game...absolutely spendid...Now can we have some proper sport. By the way well done England in achieving whatever you did (not sarcastic just havent got the foggiest about bat and ball)

We well and truly stuffed them Aussies. Well done England and what a swansong for our Freddie.

Well done England...hard luck the Aussies lol.

PMSL

ER ???

Keith plz could you explain the rules ta ~ including the off-side rule x

ER

Oh well back to the football now urghhhhhhh

well done :~)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we done it
weldone England

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GAME OVER

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