General Chat

I will never forget the day wen ~ we lived upstairs in the vicarage we share a gearden with the vicar ~our kitchen over looked the garden ~ one day I awoke really late and was thirsty n naked still half asleep trundled to the kitchen and took some water I looked out into the wonderful garden some moments till I realised the vicar was hosting a garden party and they were all looking at me!

Tis okay, I sewed it up whilst he was looking the other way lol!

Stevie, you are sooooooooooooo norti but nice! roflol

Hi Moonglow, am fine hun, you (((hug))) oh bless :))

Helen, do you want me to send it to you, will if you want ... xxx

Behave Steve!!!

Good night ladies.....its been fun

I'm off for a pint......now where's my mac?

Steve
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Things waving in the breeze then Shimms lol.I'd love to see that one .

I had a forward today ...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, tis funny yet ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

My email said friends were coming over, could they stay, photo of them being sent. Opened it and ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Hundreds of men ... naked with just .......... trainers on and running in a race ..........

The rest I shall leave to your imagination! roflol

it's a good thing I am never shocked.Probably something to do with having been a nurse lol.Lots of more tales to tell there!!!!!

I will never understand men ~ wat bout that erica one?

I reckon they think its stage show........

...................*draws back the curtains* ..........ta daaaa!!!!!..lol

:o))

It's funny how men are willing to parade their bits.It's a good job it's more difficult for the ladies lol

why do they need them macs ~ not like they av anything to hide!

Oh gosh Helen, fancy knocking on a glass door with it, can't even go there! roflol

Seriously, not nice. I was on a train many years ago, as it pulled out (train) I looked and looked again, couldn't believe my eyes ... there he was, flasher mac wide open ...... oh gosh .....

I knew a bloke once who got his hands stuck to his *whistles* ~ I was first aider

I loved the mooning story!

I was flashed once when I worked in a pub. The customer asked me if he could pay with this and showed me what he had. I suggested he ask the landlord who was less interested in ladies than he was men! You've never seen one put away and replaced with a fiver so quickly!

pmsl..Helen

Good job the glass didn't break, otherwise he'd have been circumcised as well..........ouch!!

..*cross legs at thought of it*..lol

:o)))

lol isnt it fab staggerin home over the heath after a few bevvies ~ lol dissappered down a pot hole one nite

Mel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are right.lol

we were erm staggerin home from the pub one night bout 6 of us decided to cross the heath was bitterly cold we turned round at one point to discover one of us missing we scanned the heath n no sign suddenly she emerged from the under growth she jus had to go lol

good nite that!

I caught my postman having a wee at the side of my house!!!!!!!!!!!.I filled a bucket of hot water and disinfectant and made him swill it away.I thought I was very good as I didn't report him....He never did this round again ....I wonder why.