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OK IS THIS MY PART


the man of her dreams

Scene 1: The Courtyard:

Princess: "Some day my prince will come
Some day we'll meet again
And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know

Some day when spring is here
We'll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Some day when my dreams come true"

US1: Wats that bleedin’ racket ?

US2: Sounds like the cat’s in season ~

Cat: Meoowwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Princess: isn’t it such a glorious day sisters ?

US1: No, it bleedin well ay

US2: Gerr on with ya work

Good-night: Yawn Good morning Princess good morning Ladies

US1: Wake up man and get to work in the stable that donkeys playin up again

Good-night: Of course my lady


Grumpy: Ugly sisters exit stage, but Princess remains unseen by good-night

Good-night: One day I’l show them all, I can be someone, and one day I will win the hand of my fair Princess ~ yawn

Grumpy: Good-night exits left leaving the Princess alone with her thoughts

Princess: Poor good-night!!! Ohhhhh!!! How dippy of me not to have seen it before {{{{{{{{{hug for good- night}}}}}}}}} I must go off any think on things

Grumpy: Princess exits left ~ all this business of exits left lets jus say if the’m going the’m exiting left otherwise I have to keep saying it

Pixie with: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee slow down
Sheep Shaun or I’ll dig my spurs in

Grumpy: How rude I hadn’t finished ~ off to the stables
Stumpy

Opening Scene:

Narrator: In fair Gr is where we set our scene, a lonely town by the name of Chat. This is a sad tale but one that must be endured it tells of a fair maiden ~

Grumpy: Get on ere Shims n tek a bow!
Stumpy

Narrator: and her quest to find true love before she is eaten by a Welsh dragon ~

Grumpy: Oi Dragon
Stumpy

Narrator: she will encounter many dangers along the way ~ in the shape of the norty Prince, the ugly step sisters, a mischievous fairy, a naughty magician, hecklers and a grumpy old man

Grumpy: Oi . . .
Stumpy

Narrator: Not you Stumpy. Before she is rescued by the man of her dreams ~ good-night~

Grumpy: Tek a bow good-night
Stumpy

Narrator: and they live happily ever after ………….

Grumpy: well lets get on with it then
Stumpy

All I can fink of doing is posting script on here wen its ready I'd better post scene by scene ~ av already proof-read opening and scene one so if peeps agree I'l post it on here they can c np it to a word docu then they got it all