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Scene 4: ~ The Yellow Brick Road:

Narrator: Good-night, walk at snails pace down the Yellow Brick Road towards the Mall, he encounters a stranger upon the way

Norty Prince: BOO!!!!

Narrator: Good-night being the kinda fellow who is scary of his own shadow goes and hides in the nearest bushes

Norty Prince: Pmsl ~ Im looking for the palace beautiful?

Narrator: Good-night emerges from the bushes, but remains silent and slowly raises his arm and points palace-ward

Norty Prince: lol

Narrator: Prince wanders off and good-night is about to walk away as a girl comes skipping along and grabs good-nights arm

Good-night: If I wasn’t such a gentleman I woulda give him what for

Grumpy: Yer right!!!

Dorothy: “Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road
Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow-brick road
Follow the yellow-brick, follow the yellow-brick
Follow the yellow-brick road

You're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz
You'll find he is a Whiz of a Wiz is ever a Wiz there was
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was the Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
You're off to see the wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!”

Narrator: Dorothy and good-night are enjoyin themselves immensely until . . .

Grumpy: Until Wat ?

Wicked laugh: Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaaa

Grumpy: Don’t scare me

Narrator: That’s not it

Grumpy: Then wa . . .

Naughty Magician: Me ha!!

Scene 3 ~ by the Palace Gates

Good-night: Yaw-nnnnn, Your majesty I am your yawwwwwwwwwn Servant

Queen: I need you to nip orf down to the mall for me ~ here is a shopping list ~ toodle pip

Good-night: A shopping list ~ flamin’ typical I get all the Donkey jobs!!! Hey-ho to market I go

F of Dunkey: Oi

Pixie with: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee slow down
Sheep Shaun or I’ll dig my spurs in

Good-night: I may be poor now but one day ~


“If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.”
Grumpy: Good-night sadly, walks slowly away downcast

Where've you been, I've been the Director, Leading Lady, Narrator?! pmsl :))

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Enjoy hun :)) xxx

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Shelly wrong thread your needed as a stand in

Scene 2: The Stables:

Grumpy: Enter Scenery painter
Stumpy

SP: Will just be a mo, twill be done in a jiffy

Grumpy: Scenery painter waves to all
Stumpy

SP: Alright will catch up later ~ dum dee dum dee dum ~ beautiful ~

Grumpy: Groans
Stumpy
Enter Poetess

Poetess: “There once was a beautiful Princess
Who wanted to lure the Prince’s
She sat down for a while
Then gave a big smile . . .”

Grumpy: That will do young lady

Enter Hero

Hero: “They know that do accuse me; I know none:
If I know more of any man alive
Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
Let all my sins lack mercy! O my father,
Prove you that any man with me conversed
At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight
Maintain'd the change of words with any creature,
Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death!”
Grumpy: For goodness sakes!!! Clear off!!!
Stumpy
Anyone else?

Elvis: “The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.”

Grumpy: Lets move on shall we?

F of Dunkey: I wish this panto was over we only get one scene and then we are forgotten about

Rear end: Well, don’t say nowt but I plan to appear later but heyup here comes that gadd about good-night

Grumpy: (drones) enter good-night
Stumpy

Good-night: Hello, Dunkey how are you this fine morning? ~ yawn

Grumpy: The Dunkey is used to good-night so do not be alarmed
Stumpy

F of Dunkey: Good thanx good-night ~ you ?

Good-night: yawn ~ yes I am well thank you just so much to do

Rear end: (aside) be a bleedin miracle if you did owt

Grumpy: good-night eyes Rear end, but in a good way ~ he is a good-night after all



A voice of silk is heard in the distance

Queen: Good-ni-igh-ght

Grumpy: you get the picture
Stumpy

good lad u know it makes sense

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Scene 2 almost tweaked ~ Hoff u gotta wait til scene 29 now

hold ur hand out ~*smack* ~ next time plz edit

me

ok who deleted I hate deletes plz try to edit in future