General Chat

Lol funny that I ring my mum when I need to know wat something is and then have trouble explaining what it all looks like mind you she did guess my cicken pox for me got her out bath for that one.

You got a bad case of Arranitis.......... very serious that is... tsk tsk tsk tsk

Love

Daff xxx

* shocked *

Dawn NOOOOOO I was worried ,,FGS I rang my Mum....and mad Aunt Dot..

Hayley

this wasnt some sort of ploy to get out of your duties was it lol

examines pattern on jumper and how I was slouched on desk......

Go ahead, Mac...anything to shut her up....LOL......

its all that mountain of dust she was sweeping up,,there was so much its settled on her chest aswell,,,,,,,:}}

that blanket BC has covered ,,,,,,,,,,ummm! ,better not say or she will run off up A&E,,,,,,,,,

you know this rash matches the pattern on my chunky jumper....

prickly heat after all the sun has made a rare appearance today

*firmly........I will have you know that Hayley was in my home and yes, did wash her hands on one occasion,

BUT


IT WAS THREE WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!

She is sending me threatening Pms so she is...whining and suchlike......

RING WORM ON MY DISPLAY TOWELS......I dont think so Claire........** loud wails **

Ringworm- A fungal infection which can be caused by sharing towels with an infected person.

Perhaps it's your display towels

*frets...could be Kay...lord knows where that yak had been.....*wrings hands.....

Oh Hayley ha ha,,,, we share a common aunty Dot then,,we do .


BC ,did she borra the yak blanket,,delayed recation,,,,,,,,?:}}

** wails ** I am Dooooooooommmmmmmmmmmeddddd

pmsl.....

Hello Aunty Dot .....its ( secret nick name ) .......

Ayyrrrrrr tap of t'he murning to you....aure you all rieght so you are.........

Aunty Dot I have a rash....on my hand chest and arm..its not chicken pox have I had measles and mumps..

Aunty Dot...........I'ell be feck if I know so I will ask your mudther....and how is that h'even sister of yiours...the one with short skirts loads of h' ase big heir and gob....the drunken trollop so she is.....


Aunty Dot thats me.....and I fine thanks for asking...

*sniggers...I was thinking that Kay, but was much too ladylike to say it:-)))

am just trying to picture,, hand ,arm and chest,,,

now where could you put all 3 at once to cause a lergy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mind boggles for the worst ,,,,,,,,,,ha ha,,,,,,,,,

have you been near somat hairy,,,,,,,,,?:}}

She aint be doing her vet bit and had her arm up some poor animals backside has she would of brushed her arm adn chest against poor animal.

Hayley stick out your tongue want to see if its Blue Tongue you got