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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:40
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	And He wants Everyone to join in The story begins a few weeks ago NDD woke up one morning but He was not in His cosey lickle bed. He was on a mountain top in the middle of nowhere Frightened, He screamed ( a girly sort of scream ) All of a sudden He heard a loud voice, it said YOU HAVE BEEN PIXIE THROWING AGAIN AND WILL BE PUNISHED ndd screamed again ( don't like loud faceless voices ) YOU CAN EITHER JUMP OR BE BANISHED TO SMELLY WOOD not wanting to jump ( hate heights ) ndd wimpered I'll go to smelly wood sir Does anyone know what happened next ????
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 8,310 Send Message	X Lairy- Fairy	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:44
	yes u was a norty boy for being mean to the pixies , so they made you eat smelly sox with mouldy cheese in them
	Researching: Giffen, Catlin , Stevens , Kingham, Williams , Brinkley , Walker .Odell. jones from deptford
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:45
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	Close Fairy but WORSE !!!!!!
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 10,206 Send Message	Sally Moonchild	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:48
	Was he still dreaming and hadn't really woken up.... Had he eaten a lot of cheese before going to bed.... Does he live on a farm near a muck heap.... Had he mistakenly taken female hormone pills (girly voice).... .....otherwise, I think he realised that throwing diminutive persons around was not a PC thing to do, and take his punishment like the upright fellow he is and point himself in the direction of smelly wood.....
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:50
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	Almost correct Moonchild ( stopped taking the pills ages ago )
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 10,206 Send Message	Sally Moonchild	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:52
	oh, so the beard is growing back then.....
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:53
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	Well sort of ( in a girly way )
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 8,310 Send Message	X Lairy- Fairy	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:55
	well its obvious you just plodded on to smelly wood lol
	Researching: Giffen, Catlin , Stevens , Kingham, Williams , Brinkley , Walker .Odell. jones from deptford
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 10,206 Send Message	Sally Moonchild	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:55
	yes, you can always tell, because it is a bit thin and wispy, and the adams apple shrinks to a pea..... Ooooo fairy dust.....now that is special Shelley
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:55
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	AHHHH Fairy dust is always good poor old ndd
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:57
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	I entered Smelly wood, but was stopped by a large Troll Another scream
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 10,206 Send Message	Sally Moonchild	Report	1 Sep 2008 23:59
	....was he singing.... I'm a Troll, poly-wole, I'm a Troll, Poly-wole, I'm a Troll, poly-wole, and I'll eat you for my supper.....
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	2 Sep 2008 00:00
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	The first bit is correct standard troll song But he didn't want to eat Me
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 10,206 Send Message	Sally Moonchild	Report	2 Sep 2008 00:04
	....?
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	2 Sep 2008 00:05
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	I continue The troll said this ain't gonna be easy And put a heavy ball and chain on My ankle ( it hurt a bit with no shoes and lickle socks on )
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	2 Sep 2008 00:06
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	Moonchild this gets scarey
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 10,206 Send Message	Sally Moonchild	Report	2 Sep 2008 00:10
	That's OK NewDay, I think the Troll would be more worried about me.....lol.... ...pray continue, I need a restful story to help me sleep......
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 8,310 Send Message	X Lairy- Fairy	Report	2 Sep 2008 00:16
	aww ur poor ankle just aswell u have another one lol x
	Researching: Giffen, Catlin , Stevens , Kingham, Williams , Brinkley , Walker .Odell. jones from deptford
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	2 Sep 2008 00:18
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	Restful, I'm scared stiff Anyway, He said You must cross smelly wood, and come out the other side within three days, or You will stay in here forever !!!!! Wow I thought, forever is a long time So off I went in a straight line ( thought it best ) All of a sudden the smell hit Me yuck!!!! it ponged of mouldy cheese
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	NDD	Report	2 Sep 2008 00:18
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 2,280 Send Message	Fairy I was crying !!!!!

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NDD Has a story to tell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!