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Well I think I'll go off and peruse my new catalog

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Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 17 Aug 2008 23:53

I've got a very wilted and sad looking sausage here.........no use to anyone............think it needs a nuke in the microwave or some sort of shock at least............

Sue

Sue Report 17 Aug 2008 23:53

I know where it is Rose cos I can't *wink* at the moment :-((

xx

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 17 Aug 2008 23:51

Marion
look to see if you can find the sausage ive got lost lol

Sue

Sue Report 17 Aug 2008 23:48

lmao Muffy.

Pssst wanna buy a two canaries and a miner's lamp big girl?....roflmao

Now where's that sausage I am a bit peckish :-))

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 17 Aug 2008 23:43

pmsl Muffy.

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 17 Aug 2008 23:41

Not quite what I was looking for when I googled but made me laugh.........thought I'd share and beggar the consequences lol

To the tune of Annies song by John Denver......

You fill out your denims
Like a hippo in spandex
Like Monique in a size four,
Or like Rosie in thongs..
Like a pumpkin in tea cups,
Or like Dolly in B cups
They're screaming, those denims,
Don't bend over, please!

Leave, but move slowly,
There could be an explosion
Wait till I find a bunker,
I'm just too young to die...
Used to lay down beside you,
Now there is no "beside you"
Last year I could love you,
Now you're Gentle Ben..

You shatter park benches
Broke the springs on my Buick
Don't enter the doorway,
I'm afraid you'll get stuck
Like that time in my bathroom
They reported an earthquake.
Cracked my john in Denver..
Your Fanny's too Strong..

Cracked my john in Denver...
This is Fanny's Song..

bearing in mind that in the US fa**y means b*m lolololol xx

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 17 Aug 2008 23:41

Gawd it's dark in here lol

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 17 Aug 2008 23:40

frows a sausage at sue

oops wheres it gone lol

Sue

Sue Report 17 Aug 2008 23:36

Bucket! Bucket! I'll have you know it has been modified down from a cathedral after 3 kids to just a nave! No need for canaries and miners lamps now :-)
Cheek!

Sue

Sue Report 17 Aug 2008 23:35

lol Marion :-)))

We are gonna form a group, just need to think of a name - definite whoosh!!

xx

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 17 Aug 2008 23:34

~~~~~~~~s to Sue in advance lolololol

How about ...........

Bucket for a crown by coldplay pmsl xx

Sue

Sue Report 17 Aug 2008 23:30

Fiver says this isn't here in the morning (and I might not be either)...lol

xx

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 17 Aug 2008 23:29

pmsl
Sue i read ur lips (how rude)
And its ok about muff havin a lisp coz i have a limp so i can read hers very well lol
Rosex

Sue

Sue Report 17 Aug 2008 23:27

Errr Rose,

You'll have trouble with Muffy cos *whispers* she has a lisp....

xx

Sue

Sue Report 17 Aug 2008 23:26

Lmao at you two.

Rose...read this *rips undies off* :-)))))))))))))))))

xx

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 17 Aug 2008 23:24

did i tell u was a bit death ..
i can lip read you know :O))

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 17 Aug 2008 23:22

What about flower of Scotland lol

or Lilly the Pink

Sue

Sue Report 17 Aug 2008 23:22

lmao

that was mild, I'll pm you

xx

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 17 Aug 2008 23:21

*whooooooooooooooosh*

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 17 Aug 2008 23:20

How about............

*The Green Green carp of home* lol xx