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Can you make a limerick?

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Newby Kim

Newby Kim Report 6 Jun 2008 19:10

There was a chap called Slinger ,
with no knocker , made visitors linger ,
We bought him a bell ,
which he thought was swell.
Cos now Slinger has got a big dinger ..

What ????? :)))))))
Kim

Jac

Jac Report 6 Jun 2008 18:55

I cannot stop, I cannot linger
That bloody rose did prick my finger

Down to the 'ospital I shall go.......

Cos I also broke my left big toe!

XXX

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:51

hmmmmm very clean SM.....8 points..SD.. points...Ann...**faints **

Surf

Surf Report 6 Jun 2008 18:47

¯`*•.¸ (¯`*•.¸Hayley Empress of Drama ¸.•*´¯)¸.•*

nope

my grannies name is mary biinger
apon her death ded she did linger
her youngest son was a famous singer
a posie of lillies he did bring her

what a classic from me anyways

no offence to any one called mary biinger
or that has a grannie called mary biinger
lol

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 6 Jun 2008 18:43

Warned you Hayley lol
~~ all

Susan

Susan Report 6 Jun 2008 18:42

ann, i must write that one down! x
fanx hayley ; }

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:39

** waves arms about **

why why ....why is always my threads....Ann PMSL..

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:38

well done SD......lol

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 6 Jun 2008 18:38

oh dear, what a caper
I need to .... but have no paper
the train is coming
I cannot linger
I'll wipe my ... with my blinking finger

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:38

arrhhh I see you point WC.....,

SM you an't never gunna be wordsworth are you...lol

Susan

Susan Report 6 Jun 2008 18:38

There was an old woman called winger
She was a bit of a minger
She smelt of fish
A mouldy dish
And the smell left behind did "linger"!!

Surf

Surf Report 6 Jun 2008 18:35

as i sit hear
watch me linger
come over here
and pull my finger

fa*T

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:33

Now WC..hiya darling.....they are lots more words than ...singer....pmsl

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 6 Jun 2008 18:32

Er, have GR knocked off lol

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:31

With the word,” Linger”