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Quasi hobbled off to his tower,
where the bells, by the hour,
had been silent for several days!

At a quarter to four,
came a knock on the door.

"How's yer dinger?" said Gert to the ringer.
"I'm sorry, but I cannot linger.
There's a new chap in town"
she said with a frown
"with a dinger that aint got a ringer!"

is that shakespearian enough?

There once was a girl called Hayley
and I would visit her daily
i loved to linger
and on the bed I would fling her
then wander of quite gayly

Well the hospital put on a dressin
They said , "twill reduce the swellin"
Qwazzi said with a grin
it,s not the pain I am in
but the thought of the girls I,m impressin..
xx

I sense a feeling of Shakespeare creeping into the thread!!

Oh Quasi (said Gert) - that must hurt!
Put some ice on it quick, or a squirt
of that stuff over there,
that I use on me hair!

Quasi fainted with shock.............
and Gert's in the Dock!

Well you can't spray a ringer
with bleach on his dinger
and expect the pain not to linger!

ROFALMAO ..Jac
cont..
said girls , don,t get the hump ,
but I just lost me lump .
burned me dinger ,
on that darned ringer ..
xx

(( covers eyes )).......

Quasimodo, he lived in a tower
and would toll on the bells by the hour

He was deaf as a post,
white and pale (like a ghost)
but at times oft heard to boast

"it's the size of my dinger, that makes the girls linger"

He'd slide down the rope shouting
"girls dont you hope.........that my dinger is not a dead ringer?"


(and get a very nasty rope-burn, as he should the norty man!)

pmsl....

My mother said don't dally
my father said don't linger
my sister has a new car
alas it is a ringer!

** panic **

There once was agirl whom seek some ..fun..

only to see you smile or have you in stiches......

along came naughty. witches...
who had issing in her britchers....

the ryhmes they make so rude...

to show a simple word so crude...

instead of pressing delete...

she though ohh what the heck I really quite like the naughty step..

so off she went on her broom..

There was a lady with the surname Drama
Who got in a heck of a palava ,
she asked friends to rhyme
an they had a good time
but she ended up in a right lather

She asked for words rhyming with linger
Got lots of responses ..er minger ?
she thought " it can,t fail "
But broke off a nail
Pressing "delete" with her poor little finger ...
xxx
Hi ya Heather ~~~

I wouldnt breath too deeply Haley!!!


Old Horace, a dirty old tramp,
outside the pub he would camp

When asked not to linger
he extended one finger
and dropped an odious foul pinger!

Hovers nevrously over delete button.....and takes deep breathe...

Brilliant stuff ...... PMSL ...
Ann ... nice one !!!! Jac ... missed ya sense of humour on here ...
I,m good Jac ,still end up like Baldrick off Black Adder when I finish work , but family,s getting used to the smell now ... :)))
Hows you ??
Kim xxx

An actress called Deborah Winger
tried had to become a pop singer

She cut her first disc
T'was a a terrible risk
'cos the song was a bit of a minger!!

She sang on the stage & the telly
plugging the song - like a nelly!

When she sang off key, out went the plea

"Miss Winger - please do not linger!"


Hiya Newb - how's tricks?

Please don't linger over that fish finger
There's gardening to be done
You're a lazy git lying in your pit
I should have married your son!

Ello Jac, me loverly ~~~~~~
think Hayleys gonna bann me from her threads soon , she has been very patient with me till now ..LOL
;))))))))
Kim xxx

OoooooooooooooooooNewb!!! you can get done for that - pmsl