General Chat

No it's been rather quiet, Hayley, dont know why:-) Maddie has painted her house as her OH is off on a 15th century camping wotsit, TW has been planting window boxes, she got a Leylandii very cheap at B @ Q, a few peopple were banned I believe, dont know the details, I have a new lodger who is a "light eater" hahahaha....

back with more......

WC.....hmmmmmm ...you name is my book 126 times....the most....** wags finger **

Yes.....so I see...


Piant on carpet..

cheap sent on my display towels

my shoes messed up......and I can tell some one has been rooting..

so have I missed anything ?

*Hugs Hayley.....Darrrrlingggg!!!!! I missed you so much, and it's peeing down here, and am all wet, and life just aint the same when you go to Ripoff, and did I tell you what TW did?

*pauses for breath.

ummmm we kept your house all spick and span for your return...yes indeedy....

XX

What you going to Boro,Boro for ...do you have friends there ? Dont ofrget your carpet bag...haiya darling...

Seen you lol

*goes on a cruise to Bora Bora....*gulps.....

** Just sits watches taked notes I am invisable anyway **

*wanders in eating a crumbly biscuit*

Mmmmm..................not bad, but will it be up to her sandard?? *worries*

I know...............*gets steamer out*

Oh dear................it's leaking!!!!!

*steps over puddle on shagpile carpet and exits thread*

xx

Maybe we should ask Kitty to bake it? *sniggers...have to go off now with the dog in the bleddy peeing down rain...please everyone, show respect, keep this Thread Tidy:-))) lol BC XX

BC you do one,,,,,,,but dont make it crumbley,,,,,,,,it will get everywhere,,,,,,,,,,,,,even even down the display sofa,,,,,,,,,,,,,couch -----settee,,,,,,even if your posh,,,,,,,,,,,,,:}}

*opens can and spills sticky liquid everywhere*

*flicks fag ash on display carpet*

My work here is done.

I have display items of my own to see to now. Have a good day, everyone.

Gwynne

Kay./....just a small touch.

Emperoritsmytelly has to have the remote control tucked behind the display cushion on the plastic covered sofa....

exhausting isnt it? No wonder she is always tired....awww bless:-)) shall we make her a cake?

*swipes an egyptian cotten towel to dry rain sodden cats on*

Guinevere, if you & I are banned we might as well have a party before we go. I have some beer I can bring

Guinevere and Claire are banned,,,,,,,,,,,!!

Maddie be of with ya,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you are such a let down,,,,,,,,,,:}}

and that BC ,,,,,you must have known there was a draft up yer kilt,,,,,,,,,,sprays linen display basket,,,,,,,,,:}}

*blushes and retrieves bloomers from Display Linen Basket......

*blows nose on display towel*

Ah that's better

Maddie tries to wipe up the paint she has trapsed onto the carpet ...... ooh err im making it worse - I had better nip out to shops and hope its all ok when I get back.

*dries hands on display towel*

*sniggers*