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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:58
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	What's the difference between a woman and a puppy? Eventually a puppy will mature and stop whining.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:56
	What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:51
	Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:50
	How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:49
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	What's the difference between the Loch Ness monster and a good woman? The Loch Ness monster has, on the odd occasion, been seen.
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:47
	pmsl and a good service lol
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:45
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Can't let you women get away with this. What's the similarity between a weak woman and an old car? They both need a great deal of touching up to get them going.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:54
	Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:41
	pmsl
Member Since: September 2007 Posts: 2,234 Send Message	Sue Two	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:41
	lol
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 4,716 Send Message	OH	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:37
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 4,716 Send Message	Go for it 1 in a million, they think they have it over us, ha says me. Why is it a woman gets the last laugh? Cooz it takes her that long to figure out what everyone else is laughing about, she just joins in to look good. pmsl
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:37
	hi Sue
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:37
	you looking for me
Member Since: September 2007 Posts: 2,234 Send Message	Sue Two	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:35
	pmsl hi Keith
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:33
	whats your point
Member Since: September 2007 Posts: 2,234 Send Message	Sue Two	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:33
	pmsl ann multi task jj ???....... we cant expect men to think and act at same time now can we !! lol
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 1,579 Send Message	TheCaptain	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:29
	sorry JJ, only kidding.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:26
	Sue.....on a similar theme to your first post....... Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 1,579 Send Message	TheCaptain	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:25
	I heard JJ got shot in the head last night. The hospital has confirmed she was lucky as it missed her brain by 6 inches
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:24
	JJ.....I have loads more....would you like to see them? pmsl

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