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Or another definition:

Why is Pre-Menstrual Tension called PMT?





BECAUSE IT IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mad Cow Disease was already in use

Why is Pre-Menstrual Tension called PMT?

14 things not to say to a naked bloke.


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahh, it's cute.

3. Who circumcised you?

4. Why don't we just cuddle?

5. You know they have surgery to fix that.

6. It's more fun to look at.

7. Make it dance.

8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.

9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

10. It looks like a night crawler.

11. Wow, and your feet are so big.

12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.

13. It's ok, we'll work around it.

14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?

Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life!



~~~~~~~~~to Kim xx

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing

machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife

is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head

and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Why did God create man first ??
She was just testing .....
xx

lol

Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

All brides are not beautiful, that's a myth. Haven't you ever watched Bridezilla?

If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?

She said," I've got an idea."
"Beginner's luck" he replied.

What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.

Why did the woman get the sack from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's.

Whats a woman with a quarter of a brain?

A theif

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?


A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

What do you call a woman with half a brain?

ill let you know if i find 1

Why was alcohol invented?
So that ugly women could have sex.

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up.