General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

New posts
No new posts
Thread closed
Stickied, new posts
Stickied, no new posts

Page 1 + 1 of 3

Profile	Posted by	Options	Post Date
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 13:54
	Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:45
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Can't let you women get away with this. What's the similarity between a weak woman and an old car? They both need a great deal of touching up to get them going.
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:47
	pmsl and a good service lol
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:49
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	What's the difference between the Loch Ness monster and a good woman? The Loch Ness monster has, on the odd occasion, been seen.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:50
	How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:51
	Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:56
	What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:58
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	What's the difference between a woman and a puppy? Eventually a puppy will mature and stop whining.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 17:59
	Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up.
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:00
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Why was alcohol invented? So that ugly women could have sex.
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:00
	What do you call a woman with half a brain? ill let you know if i find 1
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:01
	Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:03
	Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 1,579 Send Message	TheCaptain	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:03
	Whats a woman with a quarter of a brain? A theif
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:04
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Why did the woman get the sack from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's.
Member Since: January 2007 Posts: 8,979 Send Message	★♥¨¨Little Ann¨¨♥★	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:09
	What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:10
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	She said," I've got an idea." "Beginner's luck" he replied.
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:15
	If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?
Member Since: November 2005 Posts: 22,512 Send Message	KEITH H	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:17
	All brides are not beautiful, that's a myth. Haven't you ever watched Bridezilla?
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 7,183 Send Message	Whirley	Report	8 Mar 2008 18:18
	Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men always miss them.

All site material is owned by Findmypast Limited and should not be used without prior permission.

Any views expressed in message boards and members notes represent the opinions of the author and do not represent the opinions of Findmypast Limited.

All Categories

Popular Searches

General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

Boards

Quick Search

Single word search

Tools

Icons

Why are men........