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Undeniable facts of life.
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~Summer Scribe~ | Report | 4 Mar 2008 00:54 |
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If anything can go wrong...it will. |
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LD | Report | 4 Mar 2008 00:07 |
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The parcel you have been waiting for will arrive when you are in the shower/bath. |
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Researching: |
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Kate | Report | 4 Mar 2008 00:01 |
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Spots/rashes will always break out (or - you're female - periods will show up) on very special occasions. (They are indiscriminate - they do not care if it is a wedding, funeral, job interview, birthday party, leaving do or whatever else - but they do know when it's a special occasion.) |
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Sally Moonchild | Report | 3 Mar 2008 23:22 |
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If anything is missing, please check the fridge first..... |
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Sue in Somerset | Report | 3 Mar 2008 23:18 |
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You should never leave a small child alone with a coal scuttle even if she has never crawled before! |
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MayBlossomEmpressofSpring | Report | 3 Mar 2008 23:15 |
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see something in shop, think I will be able to afford it next week, next week none left. |
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Sue in Somerset | Report | 3 Mar 2008 23:11 |
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You are always one ingredient short when you want to make a birthday cake. |
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Chica in the sun ☼ | Report | 3 Mar 2008 23:07 |
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and what about the washing machines that live on a diet of odd socks! |
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Chica in the sun ☼ | Report | 3 Mar 2008 23:07 |
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If village bank is shut at 11 a.m of the morning it´s cos the bank manager is "away having his breakfast" in the nearest bar "back in 5 mins" means an hour. |
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Haribo | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:54 |
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Sue.....That reminds of the person you need to speak to is on annuel leave and wont be back for a fortnight!! |
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*Helen S | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:52 |
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Nite all. |
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Sue in Somerset | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:52 |
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If any technological gadget breaks down it always does it when the only person who knows how to fix it is away from home. |
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*Helen S | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:52 |
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Nice things make you fat. |
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Haribo | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:51 |
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them shoes, that bag, top etc that you bought two weeks ago is now HALF price |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:47 |
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The worse the weather, the later the bus! |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:47 |
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you can never find a pen when you want one |
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*Helen S | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:46 |
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Kids talk loudest when you have a headache. |
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Haribo | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:45 |
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Dancing D.....in my house...I have 'thrown' it out according to my lot!! |
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*Helen S | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:45 |
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The weather is crap on bank holidays |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 3 Mar 2008 22:44 |
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Don't put anything in a 'safe place', you'll never see it again guaranteed. |
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